Does anyone have a cold joke about Jay Chou? be badly in need of

Jay Chou has a friend named' ice cream'. He asked, "One day the ice cream went to a convenience store and never came out again. Why? " Only the seventh-grade program assistant knows the answer:' Because it is frozen in the freezer.' The scene was really cold, which embarrassed Jay Chou, who claimed to be a "talent show".

Jay's mother always likes to put a lot of water in cooking. Jay protested that "rice is very thin" and failed. This year, he sent another "Rice is still very thin"

Recently, Jay Chou publicized in the Mainland. Because I was in a good mood, I told a cold joke made up by myself.

Question: Who is playing Chopin's serenade?

Answer: Winnie the Pooh! ! ! ! !

Because: playing Chopin's serenade Winnie the Pooh for you to commemorate my dead love ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

This is a super joke fragment of Jay Chou Shanghai Song Festival.

1, Xiaoming and his friends went to the seaside to play. A big wave came and Xiao Ming was swept away, but his friend didn't. Excuse me, what's the name of Xiaoming's friend?

2. An ant is walking in the desert and trying to cross it. As we all know, ants' legs are on both sides of their bodies. It is reasonable that they should leave two neat parallel routes on the route they take, but it is strange that only one route trace is left in the desert. Why?

It is said that Xiao Ming survived after being swept away by the waves and returned home. "Mom, I just drank salt water and my mouth is so thirsty!" Mother pointed to the refrigerator and said, "There are drinks in the refrigerator. Help yourself." At this moment, my father suddenly said, "No, there are ants in the refrigerator!" " Excuse me, why does dad know there are ants in the refrigerator?

4. One day, two trash cans were racing. The big trash can runs in front and the small trash can runs behind. The small trash can shouted at the big trash can: Dude, don't run so fast, wait for me! "At this point, the big trash can turned around and said to the small trash can, what did he say?

Answer;

1, call for help

2. Ride a bike

The bike is parked in front of the refrigerator.

4. The big trash can said, "Strange, we are trash cans. How can we run?"