Homophonous funny jokes that couples send to their partners before going to bed (40 sentences)

Homophone jokes that couples send to their partners before going to bed (Part 1)

1. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked and found out that That's a good thing.

2. I said that I preferred Li Bai’s poems, and Lu You was very angry. As a result, my family was unable to access the Internet.

3. You don’t even hurt me, so why does it hurt? Tengger?

4. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck has mud.

5. It doesn’t matter if you are tall. When you meet me, do you still have to bend down and talk to me?

6. Do you know why seagulls stop calling when they arrive in Europe? Because Parisian gulls are mute.

7. If you don’t even coax me, then who are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

8. I seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I’ll help you lose weight. Let’s stop eating meat.

9. One day, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. The snake couldn't get it, the snake couldn't get it. Did you hear that?

10. Tell those who used to look down on me that I own a house, not rent it, it was just opened in Kings Canyon, okay?

11. I prefer Li Bai’s poems. Lu You was so angry that I couldn’t access the Internet.

12. You were admitted to Tsinghua University, and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potatoes, baked sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potatoes.

13. The mother sparrow combed the little sparrow’s hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. The little sparrow said: Chirp

14. Do you know why Yi Yang Qianxi doesn’t go shopping at night? I don’t know because the store will be closed at night.

15. Others think the buzzing is annoying, but you say the mosquitoes are so beautiful, so I tickle you!

16. I told the wind that the wind was blowing from the west, and the wind pouted and said, "You are like a watermelon."

17. There was a piece of bread walking on the road, and suddenly sprained my foot while walking. It turned out to be a croissant.

18. You didn’t even reply to me, what are you replying to, the temptation to go home?

19. I didn’t bring a book to class today and the teacher asked me where the book was, so I lost. Where?

20. Nezha asked Wukong: "Subdued demon, let me ask you if you dare!" Wukong: "Love me like...like you said?" Sent to the partner before the couple goes to bed good night Homophone jokes (Part 2)

21. Why aunt never sweats, because she is afraid of leaving aunt sweat.

22. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Einstein

23. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Iqiyi?

24. My stomach hurts in the middle of the night. I said: "Wei, can you calm down a little bit?" Wei said: "My name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun"

25. I know three kinds of berries: strawberry, cranberry, miss me, berry. Which one do you like?

26. m and n fought, and m finally admitted his mistake because m was sorry.

27. Girls who love to laugh are always in good shape. Why?

28. The queen ant is dead. The other ants have been shouting, "We don't have a queen anymore. We have no future. You heard me... We have no future."

29. A duckling said to the chicken: "I like you" The chicken said to the duckling: "You don't have to duck".

30. The song Omelette sang to Poached Egg to express his love for him "This is a little love song for Omelette~"

31. A boy ate his classmate, who happened to be a classmate.

32. One day the duck confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chick: You don't have to.

33. When the emperor returned from a private visit incognito, the empress dowager asked, "Are my sons tired from this trip?" The emperor was shocked and said, "My...my name is lilei?"

34. When the Want Want Snow Cake feels hot, it will turn into Want Want Cover.

35. Do you like ladylike or cute style, or am I an epileptic?

36. The difference between female celebrities and me is that they don’t eat even when they are hungry, but I eat even when I’m not hungry.

37. "That girl, she has apple-shaped muscles, and her smile is natural." "What you are saying is that girls with Android phones have lags when they smile."

38 .A little duck tried its best to align itself with the duck in front of it, but it couldn't align no matter how hard it ran.

39. You said that girls with apple-shaped muscles smile naturally, but do girls with Android phones have awkward smiles?

40. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in spring, etc. In the autumn, she went to see her and murmured, "No results, no results"