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Corporal James, the five-star general, which crosstalk?

Degang Guo's cross talk "Xi Zhengmeng". Degang Guo called himself a strategist, and his teacher was Corporal James, a five-star American general.

The comic dialogue "Dream of the West" is based on the old joke "Victory Map" which is not afraid of poverty in the late Qing Dynasty. It is said that during the Tongzhi period of the Qing Dynasty, the rebels of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom beat the Qing soldiers out of the water, and no one dared to block the enemy. At this time, a group of soldiers went to see the emperor at night with hooks and announced that they would bravely attack the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom. As a result, many people made a fool of themselves, such as seeing the emperor without pants, before he took the lead. Finally, he boasted that he won and went home-it turned out to be a dream. Degang Guo just changed the characters in time and place a little, replacing the Qing Dynasty's crackdown on Taiping rebels with the United States' anti-terrorism, but the burden is still the same. "Dream of the West" draws lessons from "playing the casserole" and comes to an abrupt end with Guo's awakening, so the whole journey to the West has become a series of absurd dreams.