Funny and meaningful copywriting for Moments

1. It’s better to play a game to tease you. The wild monsters will also display their health, and you won’t even give them a progress bar.

2. The most hurtful sentence for singles: When you get old, your selfies may become your family photos!

3. The boy who has been chasing me for five years secretly surprised me on the high-speed train today and transferred 520 to me. I am a little happy. This may be called bragging.

4. After the exam, I was very tired and wanted to relax, so I started playing black and white games. After losing all night, I felt even more tired.

5. When one person’s spare tire is a spare tire, and when a hundred people’s spare tire is someone else’s spare tire, this is quantitative change leading to qualitative change

6. When I was in junior high school and A few good buddies formed the Qinglong Gang, but later they were discovered by the head teacher for some reason, and they were abruptly changed into the Qinglong Study Group...

7. Don’t show your hands to the teacher during the exam. He really thought he taught well!

8. It was you who changed my religious beliefs. I used to be an atheist, but after meeting you, I really saw a ghost.

9. "Are you still single?" "What's wrong with being single? Eat at your house..." "If you want, come and eat my rice."

10. Whenever a man When it is said that one's room has been tidied, the standard usually refers to: the path from the door to the bed has been cleared.

11. Has anyone ever read an entire car manual? I've finished reading it, and I'm just about to buy a car.

12. After arguing with my girlfriend for more than an hour, I finally won my freedom and became a one-tone dog again

13. What is unreliable is not feelings; people! The worse the car is, the more spare tires it needs! Forget the sour smell of love, you only need to remember the fragrance of money.

14. My friend’s brother flew seven meters out of a car accident without any injuries because he had a big schoolbag on his back. He said that this was the first time he felt that reading was useful and knowledge could change his destiny

15 .What is a true brother? That is, when a brother needs a woman, stand up and be his woman

16. Boys who play football or basketball are handsome are all bullshit. As long as you are handsome, you can play shuttlecock. They're all handsome, but they're ugly, and even when they're playing golf, they're just shoveling shit.

17. The world is so big, I want to see it. ——The wallet is so small, let’s see how far you can go.

18. The primary school teacher assigned a topic composition "My Grandfather". I changed all the sisters in the text "My Sister" to grandfathers. The content is as follows: "I have a beautiful grandfather. He She wears two braids and a floral skirt every day, looking pretty and cute. "You haven't seen that my grandfather is over 60 years old and has a great body. He chases me around the courtyard with a stick.