A joke suitable for children!

1. Dad lit a mosquito smoked with mugwort leaves and made his son cough for a while. The son asked his father what it was for, and his father smiled and replied, "Little fool, this is a smoked mosquito!" " "

The son looked up at his father: "Then you must have a lot of mosquitoes in your stomach, too?"

Dad was shocked: "What nonsense, where did I get mosquitoes?"

"So, you smoke so much every day, what are you doing instead of smoking mosquitoes?"

2. Father: "You are such a loser. When I was your age, I never told such a big lie. "

Son: "When did you start telling such a big lie?"

3. "Dad, let me play the circus bear."

"Then what should I do?"

"You played the uncle who played with the bear and kept stuffing delicious food into my mouth."

One day, Xiaoming's father gave him two letters and some money, and asked him to buy two stamps and send them. Ten minutes later, Xiao Ming came back.

Xiao Ming said: Dad, I sent two letters, which cost only half the money!

Dad was surprised and asked Xiao Ming: How did you send two letters with half the money?

Xiao Ming proudly said, I put one letter in another, so that only one stamp is needed, and half the money can be saved!

Kitten: "My mother is a master and my father is a doctor."

Xiaoming: "What's the big deal!"

Kitten: "Who are your parents?"

Xiao Ming: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman."

6. One day, Datou was in kindergarten. Seeing the heavy snow outside, Mr. Chen said with emotion, "It doesn't rain when it snows, but it turns to rain when it falls to the ground. Why didn't it rain at first? " So the big head thought for a moment and said, "Teachers don't eat shit. When they eat, they turn into shit. It's much more troublesome when they turn into shit. Why didn't they eat shit at the beginning! "

7. The teacher asked in class, "This is a map of the world. Who can point out where the United States is? "

Nick walked to the front of the map and pointed out the position of the United States on the map.

The teacher said, "well, tell me, children, who discovered America?"

The children replied in unison, "Nick!"