10 a joke that makes people laugh.

1. The female toad hid in the dog hole to avoid a male toad chasing her. The male toad stayed patiently in the hole, and soon a mouse got out of the dog hole. The male toad said sadly, no wonder you don't love me. The dog bought you mink.

Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are walking by the sea. Suddenly, a reporter took a photo. When he saw the camera, bin Laden made a V-shaped gesture. Saddam asked: Gordon, did we win? Bin Laden whispered: Victory is a fart. I told America not to blow it up. Just the two of us!

A soldier is practicing climbing a tree. Suddenly, he fell from the tree. The officer asked him why he fell. He said that two squirrels ran into his crotch, and I put up with it, but they went in and said, let's share the fruit!

4. Students in a school leave school for ten minutes, buy two cups of milk tea and two taro. Seeing that the bell is about to ring, I anxiously said to my boss: Boss, I want two nipples!

5. The old turtle teased the mussel, and the mussel was very angry. When he opened his mouth, he bit the old turtle, and the old turtle reluctantly dragged the mussel back and forth. When the frog saw it, he exclaimed, Hey, Brother Tortoise mixed up and had a briefcase in and out.

Xiaomei: I watched a concert yesterday.

Xiao Wang: Really? That's good. Whose concert is this?

Xiaomei: Jay. I like him best. Yesterday's concert was wonderful.

Xiao Wang: Jay hasn't given a concert recently.

Xiaomei: I watched it on TV.

Xiao Wang:&; ? I began to worship you!

7. A man is in the hotel lobby and wants to ask the waiter a question. When he turned to the counter, he accidentally bumped into a lady next to him, and his elbow touched her chest. The man turned around and said, madam, if your heart is as soft as your chest, will you forgive me? The lady replied:? If your work is as difficult as your elbow, I am in 122 1 room. ?

8. A man went to a brothel and asked a woman the price. The woman replied: 50 yuan. The man saw it was cheap and did it. The woman said: Please pay 100 yuan, and the man asked why. The woman replied that she went in and out of 50 yuan. The man thundered: You fucking move in China, and you charge in two ways!

9. The twins are chatting in their mother's belly. The boss said: Dad is good. He often sticks his head out to see us. He just doesn't like hygiene, so he throws up and leaves. The second said, it's better to be an uncle next door. After spitting, he put the sputum in a bag.

10. A man can't go home for a long time, and his wife feels very uncomfortable. One day, before he asked his wife to take down the mirror, she happily did so. He separated his wife's legs, put his chin behind her vagina and asked her, Do I look good with a beard?

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