Kneel for the lines of Zhao Benshan's sketch "You at the same table"? Laugh at the tortoise

Scene: Home of Zhao Benshan and Li Lin in Northeast China. Characters: Wang Xiaoli (Yu Zecheng), Xiao Shenyang (Xiaoyu), Lin Li (Qin Gui), Zhao Benshan (Qin Gui's wife) Wang Xiaoli: "I am his father." Small Shenyang: "I am his son." Wang xiaoli: "Come out to see someone (silver) on New Year's Eve." Wang Xiaoli: "Tieling, Lotus Chishui Gouzi. The child has arrived. " Little Shenyang: "Dad, how much money is in this card?" Wang xiaoli: "Thirty thousand, three thousand is followed by a zero." (Wang Xiaoli knocks at the door and Lin Li opens the door) Lin Li: "Who are you?" Wang xiaoli: "Me, I am!" Lin Li (surprised): "Marxism, are you still alive?" Little Shenyang: "There are no oranges, Dad, I want to eat oranges." Wang Xiaoli: "Good boy, wait, when you get home, dad will buy you 250 Jin!" " "Lin Li:" It's been twenty years. You have changed a lot. " Wang xiaoli: "But, isn't it? When I am old, I have been smoking for a long time. " Lin Li: "The children are so big. Wang Xiaoli: "Come, Xiaoyu, this is your aunt Qin." Small Shenyang: "It's my mother, mother, I can find you." Wang xiaoli: "My aunt's name is Qin Gui. She is a piano, not my parents' relatives." Wang xiaoli: "Dad, I still don't understand. Qin Gui or the piano? "Wang Xiaoli:" I accepted and adopted a child named Xiaoyu, who has brains and is a bit stupid. "Little Shenyang (jumping up):" They all call me Xiaoyu. " Lin Li (concerned): "Xiao Yu, how old are you?" "Little Shenyang (very happy):" Nominal age 20, one year old 16. "Lin Li (a little excited):" Oh, big brother, how are you these years? " Wang Xiaoli: "Sister Qin, I miss you for many years. I'm almost depressed when I miss you. "Wang Xiaoli (pretending to be sick and coughing):" Physical fitness is getting worse and worse. " Lin Li: "Hurry to find an expert for treatment. Wang xiaoli: "Qin, I just came to see you." One look is enough for me, even if I close my eyes that day. "Little Shenyang:" Why are you so heavy? Isn't it terminal cold? "wang xiaoli:" Dad, this cold is infected by super bacteria. "Little Shenyang:" Then isolate it quickly and don't infect my mother. "Lin Li:" You two are so humorous. " Wang xiaoli: "Not humor, but it is. There was nothing at home at that time. You helped me. "Lin Li:" After all these years, why do you still mention this? "Wang Xiaoli:" At that time, my family didn't eat or drink, and they didn't dare to shout hungry when they went home. I was beaten as soon as I shouted. "Little Shenyang:" Qin Ma, my father said that it was thanks to your help, otherwise there would be no my father today, and there would be no me without my father. We are all very grateful to you. " Wang xiaoli: "Well, yes. I can never repay your kindness to me. "Little Shenyang:" Dad, I can't repay you for raising me all my life. When I was born, my cruel parents threw me into the road. You took me home and became a mom and dad. Dad, I thanked you eight times. Wang Xiaoli: "Son, give this thirty thousand dollars to your mother." "Little Shenyang:" Dad, you really donated this year, don't you regret it? "There is a zero behind three thousand!" Wang xiaoli: "Jean, this money is a token of my appreciation. Please accept it. " Lin Li: "If you want to raise money, I won't recognize you as a classmate." Wang xiaoli: "You must accept this money. Otherwise I can't sleep at night. " Lin Li: "Why haven't you heard from me for so many years? You didn't even bring a letter to me. " Wang xiaoli: "I wrote a letter more than ten years ago, but at that time, cross-strait exchanges were limited and I never sent it." (Give the letter and card to Lin Li) Lin Li: "In order to let you sleep well, I'll keep this money first." Small Shenyang: "Dad, why don't you two show off and shake hands? The western' behind-the-back handshake' means hug." Wang xiaoli: "Well, that's a good idea. Xiaoyu is really smart." (The two embrace, and Zhao Benshan takes the stage at this time, resulting in misunderstanding) Zhao Benshan: "What were you doing just now?"

Wang xiaoli: "Handshake is a foreign handshake."

Zhao Benshan: "Foreigners shake hands? Why can't you see your hand? "

Wang xiaoli: "Hands, hands behind your back." Zhao Benshan: "Where are you two from?" Wang xiaoli: "We are from Taiwan Province Province." Lin Li: "Old man, this is my deskmate in primary school. I often helped him in those days, and this time I specially brought a bank card to return the favor. " (Lin Li gives the card to Zhao Benshan. Zhao Benshan a look is the hotel room card, and his face suddenly changed. ) Zhao Benshan: "Wife, what is this Scottish flirting room card?" (Lin Li wonders) wang xiaoli: "Ah, big brother, I remember. This is the room card of the hotel where we stayed last night. Son, it's broken. It is a disaster that the bank card is inserted into the power switch of the hotel as a power card. " Zhao Benshan: "You fool others, and you dare to fool me. Be careful that I lied to your leg. " Zhao Benshan: "By the way, where is your classmate's home?"

Wang Xiaoli: "After Zhang Cun's old family."

Zhao Benshan: "What's your name?"

Wang xiaoli: "Yu Zecheng."

Zhao Benshan: "Ah? Play lurking, I dare you to sneak into our house for some years. " Wang xiaoli: "My achievement is the achievement of' insufficient success', and the rest is' more than failure'." Small Shenyang: "Dad, I beg you to stop talking, or you will really get a sentence' failure is not limited, failure is not limited'." (Zhao Benshan sees Little Shenyang and points to Little Shenyang and asks): "What is this identity?" Shenyang (pointing to Wang Xiaoli, grabbing words): "I said this time, this is my father, (pointing to Lin Li) this is my mother." Zhao Benshan (color changes): "Wife, it's so good for you. Very hidden, the children are so big. " (Zhao Benshan mistakenly thinks that Xiaoyu is the illegitimate child of Wang Xiaoli and Lin Li) Xiao Shenyang (very happy): "I am 20 years old this year, 16 years old." Zhao Benshan: "This child is just like your father." Shenyang (shouting at Zhao Benshan): "Grandpa! Thank you for your compliment! "

Zhao Benshan: "Son, don't call me uncle, call me uncle. Your father started before me. "

Shenyang (looking at Wang Xiaoli): Dad, you really lurked deep enough to know that my mother is still alive. Why didn't you tell me earlier? Wang Xiaoli: "Silly boy, your uncle is fooling you. Your uncle is a famous fool. " (Zhao Benshan sees the letter in Lin Li's hand) Zhao Benshan: "There are also love letters." Wang xiaoli: "In order to prove our innocence, I give you this so-called' love letter' to read in broad daylight." Wang xiaoli: "Xiao Yu, come, read it to dad, dad is dizzy." Zhao Benshan: "I think you are a sweetheart." Wang xiaoli: "You, you are a sweetheart, I, I am dizzy." Shenyang (reading): "I have read it. Let's concentrate:' Honey, please allow me to call you honey. "Little Shenyang:" Dad, you have done a lot of work. This is really an exciting name. "Zhao Benshan:" You said you were dazzled by your spending, so how did you get rid of your dear?

Wang xiaoli: "Dear, in fact, this word means" hello "at best in this era." Small Shenyang: "Qin, I have been looking for you for so many years. I've always wanted to say three words to you ... three words are omitted here. "

Zhao Benshan: "Why did you save three words?"

Wang xiaoli: "Now everyone advocates energy conservation and emission reduction ..."

Zhao Benshan: "What three words do you want to say?"

Wang xiaoli: "What I want to say most is' thank you'." Small Shenyang (continue reading): "I dreamed that we were walking on the way from school and passed a small forest, where 27 words were omitted." When I got home, it was already dark. When I passed a cornfield, I omitted 30 words here. "Zhao Benshan:" They are all a little short. My heart is cold when I hear this. Lin Li: "Marxism, tell our family Lao Zhao about the omitted words." "wang xiaoli:" OK, OK, what the grove omitted was:' Passing by a grove, you secretly stuffed the money stolen from home into my schoolbag and asked me to pay the tuition the next day. ""Zhao Benshan: "What happened to that corn? There is no one around. Wang Xiaoli: "The 30 words omitted from the cornfield are,' Passing through a cornfield, Qin, you see no one around, put the delicious food selected from your pig food in my lunch box'." Zhao Benshan: "Mom, my wife can't feed pigs well, and she is still raising people outside." Wang xiaoli: "There are only things you can't think of, and there is nothing you can't do. In fact, I grew up eating rice brought to me by your Qin Gui. " Zhao Benshan: "Keep reading!" Xiao Shenyang (read): "Qin, I remember that once I was sick, you secretly carried your father's small medicine box to my house and read the instructions to treat me." Zhao Benshan: "Wife, you really have a style in treating this disease." Wang Xiaoli: "As a result, the disease was not cured, but she was infected." Zhao Benshan: "What about this child?" Wang xiaoli: "After the reform and opening up, I went into the sea and became rich. This child is an orphan I adopted. " Zhao Benshan: "Then why do you call my wife's mother?" Wang Xiaoli: "Your wife, my deskmate, isn't her name Qin Gui? I will let the child call mom. " Zhao Benshan: "I understand this time. Your name is Qin Ma, not your own mother. My wife is a great person with a kind heart. I'll write you a letter, too, and wait and see. " (Written by Zhao Benshan, wang xiaoli continues to chat with Li Lin and Xiao Shenyang) wang xiaoli: "Qin, remember, when we were deskmates, I often asked you to borrow half an eraser." Lin Li: "It's only by chance that I turned over the photos of my deskmate that I remembered you." Small Shenyang: "Mom, I'll sing a song. Oh, I can sing this song too. " Zhao Benshan: "Son, sing a song for the whole country." At the beginning of the music, Xiao Shenyang sang "You at the same table". Zhao Benshan: "The child sings very well. Read the faith to the uncle, the uncle is old and his eyes are spent. " Shenyang: "Dear Qin, ten thousand words are omitted here!" Zhao Benshan: Why don't you lurk in Taiwan Province Province? "wang xiaoli:" Yes, is it necessary? Cross-strait three links! "< ends >