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That old parrot is pale and messy. Why is it priced in 800 yuan?
There seems to be a joke.
A bird dealer has three parrots. A customer came to have a look, pointed to the first parrot and asked the price.
"1000 yuan." The bird dealer said.
The customer asked in surprise, "Is it so expensive?"
"Of course, because it can use Windows."
"What about this?" The customer pointed to the second one.
"2000, because it can use UNIX"
"Oh, what about the third one?"
"3000。 Will it ...? " The bird dealer shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I don't know what it will be." He pointed to the first two parrots. "But they call it CTO."
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