Pick up hot chicks's short program is very humorous.

1, I love you, love you to the ends of the earth. 2. I like you very much and am very impressed with my mouth. Say it if you like me, don't be afraid of my embarrassment. I really can't replace your feelings with one sentence. 5, the wind has a promise, the flowers are correct, and the years are like this, never bear it. 6. The word throbbing is the perfect interpretation when I met you. 7. I love you until the news broadcast is over. 8. You didn't have me in the first half of your life, so let me accompany you through the second half. 9. I will always wait for you, grow old together, loess fly ash, fearless! 10, fate is not to muddle along, but to listen to destiny as much as possible. 1 1, I really want to turn over and roll into your arms when I sleep. It's sweet to think about it. 12, I hope you can wear the wedding ring. I have been secretly saving money for a long time. 13, that sentence I love you, I will always keep it in my heart silently for you, and I will only say it to you. 14, I hope you will always be my armor. No matter whether you are stable or drifting, I will feel at ease with you. 15, my life 100% is that I love myself, and the remaining 90% is that I love you. 16, it's sweet to have you in your dream; My heart is full of you; I am very glad to have you by my side. 17, before you, I have many requirements for the future. After meeting you, I just need to be realistic. 18, I was not used to watching movies alone before. I didn't go to the movies with you. 19, if you miss me, just look at the twinkling stars in the sky and I will look for your eyes. 20. Some people are good to you because you are good to him, while others are good to you because they know you are good. 2 1, God gave me another excuse to ask you out. Lovers spend time with you, and every day is Valentine's Day. 22. Loving you is a feeling, a feeling of happiness and sweetness. Make you happy and make yourself happy. If he treats you badly, be sure to tell me. I will never let him go. I will always be by your side to protect you. 24. I can't be your hero in the crowd. I hope I can be your big umbrella and shelter you from the wind and rain. 25. It is not easy to meet someone who likes you. There is still a long way to go, but you just missed me. 26. Before you came, I imagined what you would be like. After you came, you brought me unparalleled happiness in the world. 27. May all good dreams snuggle up to you, falling asleep is sweet, and waking up is real! May all good luck take care of you! Always auspicious! Carve peace! My mind is not empty, but there is always an empty place in my heart. No one can use it, because that's your special seat. 29. You, the person I love most in my life, the person I miss most in my life, the person I want to wait all my life, and the only woman in my life. 30. We have all walked the road of love; We have heard too many songs about love; About the words in my heart, I only say to you. Pick up hot chicks's short joke humor 2 1, do you want me to apologize, or let me confess. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced? I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married. I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings. No matter where I meet you, I will like you. 6. Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love. 7. Do you like cats or dogs? Cat: meow; Dog: Wang Wang. 8. I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo. 9. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome? 10, I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you. 1 1. When you were thin, you were in my heart. When you are fat, you get stuck. 12, you are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it. 13. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you. 14, ugly girls certainly need routines. Handsome, just routine. 15, people love you just want to sleep with you, I am different, sofa, kitchen, can be. 16, in my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff. Since you said good night to me for the first time, I have decided to give you a good night every day. 18 Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times. 19, I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, you have grown up like this, and at most you won the top three in the beauty contest. 20. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something. 2 1. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you. 22. A woman can never refuse a man who talks with him all night! After a night, it feels like turning over a page! 23. Whenever a woman doesn't like a man's fraternity, she only marries a sister or you let her know that you only marry her. 24.do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one? 25. Can't you accompany your girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend. Oh? Didn't you say you always had a goddess? Am I not chatting with her? 26, no matter how powerful, don't seduce your girlfriend. Digging the wall is risky. Be careful that the wall falls down and kills you. This is a suggestion. 27. Basically, all women like a man to be serious, but the premise of this seriousness is that it does not affect seriousness. Well, that's right, you should play hooligans properly! Pick up hot chicks's short routine jokes are humorous 3 1. I like you more than that. I have deep feelings in my bones. 2, I don't want to hit the south wall, just want to hit the son's chest. I don't want the stars in the sky, I just want the happiness on earth. Don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me. 5. Time is gentle, and you need to understand that life is lovely and you need to spoil it. 6. If the time is unpleasant, there is wine. If wandering is not satisfactory, there is me. 7. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you. 8. Holding your hand, no matter where I am, I want to run to heaven. 9. You are the best. If there is someone better than you, I will pretend not to see it. 10, I have no ambition, so I just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed and be your wife. 12, I can't say why I love you, but I know you are the reason why I don't love others. 13. Before I met you, I didn't want to like someone. After meeting you, I don't want to like others. 14, how much I like you, maybe not very deep, probably just want to spend this long and short life with you. 15, just like the most comfortable: you don't have to be good, I like it; I'm fine, as long as you don't resent it. 16, I used to be a mortal, seeing mountains as mountains and water as water. Since I met you, all the good things in the world have come to an end. 17, I met popsicles in summer, sweet potatoes in winter, beer in barbecue and you. These are the best things in the world. 18, please stay here. You see the wind and rain ahead, and the road is rugged. Why don't you go into my heart first and hide? 19, if I can be lucky for 999 times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, only for myself twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever. 20, you said that the twilight is intoxicating, I will accompany you to wait for the sunset; You say it's easy to get lonely when you wake up, so I'll accompany you to get drunk; You said the night was too hard, so I stayed with you day and night. 2 1, you like fields, spring breeze, warm sunshine and vast starry sky. I like the kitchen, I like the aftertaste of the food, and I like every inch of time with you. 22. The three most important days in this life: the day when you are in the world, the day when I am in the world, and the day when "I" and "you" become "us".