Little jokes in the mental hospital

Little Jokes in the Mental Hospital

Introduction: Sometimes, a joke can relieve a person's nervous emotions and bring joy. The following are the little jokes in the mental hospital that I compiled. Please don’t miss them.

Little jokes in the mental hospital

1. There is a new nurse in a mental hospital,

When this girl first arrived, she saw a patient in the hospital wandering around an ancient well, chanting:

? 13, 13,

The little nurse felt quite strange and couldn't think of anything. What does this "13" mean?

This is true after observing it for several days.

She always wanted to step forward and ask what happened, but she was afraid that the patient would have an attack, so she never dared.

One day, the little nurse finally couldn't restrain her curiosity. She slowly walked to the patient and looked into the well.

Suddenly the patient hugged the nurse's legs, lifted them down, and began to read:

?14, 14, 14,

2. There is a patient He shouted wildly: I am the dean, you all have to listen to me!!!

The attending doctor and nurse asked him: Who said it?

He replied: God said it.

At this time, a patient next to him suddenly jumped out and said: I never said that!

3. A patient went to see a doctor for the first time.

? Regarding your condition, have you consulted anyone before coming here? The doctor asked.

I only asked the boss of the pharmacy on the corner, the patient replied.

The doctor hates people who are not doctors often giving medical advice, and he does not hide this:

?What bad idea did that fool give you?

?He asked me to come to you. ?

4. In a psychiatric hospital, a patient was writing a letter. The nurse saw it and asked him curiously.

Nurse: Who are you writing to?

Patient: To myself!

Nurse: What do you write?

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Patient: You are mentally ill! How do I know if I haven’t received it yet?

5. The psychiatric hospital invited a teacher to teach art for the patient.

The dean was very concerned about this matter and repeatedly told the doctors and patients not to neglect the teacher, so the class started.

The young female teacher received very warm applause as soon as she came to the podium. The teacher was very Excited:

?Students, we are learning sketching today. ?

After saying that, he bowed respectfully, turned around and drew an apple on the blackboard, and then said to the patient:

?Classmates, what did you draw?

The whole crowd at the podium said in unison: "Butt." ?

?What~~~~you guys say it again!?

?It’s still a butt. ?

The young female teacher had never seen this. She ran to the dean’s office crying and said to the dean: “I can’t stay here anymore.” ?

The dean asked why, and the teacher said you should go and have a look.

The dean trotted all the way to the classroom and cursed when he entered:

?You guys, how dare you make the teacher so angry that you don’t even want to eat, right?

Then I looked back: Who is this, drawing a butt on the blackboard?

5. A patient came to see a psychiatrist.

Patient: I always feel like I am a bird.

Doctor: Oh, that’s serious.

When did it start?

Patient: Since I was a little bird.

6. A doctor at a mental hospital asked the patient: What would happen to you if I cut off one of your ears?

The patient replied: Then would I be able to listen? arrive.

The doctor listened: Hmm. Very normal.

The doctor asked again: What would happen to you if I cut off your other ear?

The patient replied: Then I would not be able to see it.

The doctor became nervous: How could he not see?

The patient replied: Because the glasses would fall off.

7. Two mental patients escaped from the hospital.

The two ran and ran and climbed into a tree.

One of the people jumped down from the tree and rolled.

Then he raised his head and said to the person above: Hello? Why don’t you come down?

The person above answered him: No? OK? Ah?

Am I not familiar yet?

8. There is an old lady in the mental hospital. She wears black clothes every day, holds a black umbrella, and squats at the entrance of the mental hospital.

The doctor thought: To cure her, we must start by understanding her.

So the doctor also wore black clothes, held a black umbrella, and squatted there with her.

The two squatted in silence for a month.

The old lady finally spoke to the doctor: Excuse me?

Are you also a mushroom?

9. In the mental hospital, a mental patient Fishing in an empty fish tank every day.

One day, a nurse jokingly asked: "How many fish did you catch today?"

The mental patient suddenly jumped up and shouted: "There is something wrong with your brain, didn't you see it?" Is it an empty fish tank?" ;