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Ruyi jun
Author: never obscene
Just to make you smile.
Update time 2011-4-1717: 49: 50 words: 2327.
A few days ago, the composition topic of a Chinese exam in Dongcheng District of Beijing caused great controversy ... Children can't bear the pressure to write many topics according to the topic ... As follows ... Composition topic: A fish goes upstream. With superb swimming skills, he crossed the shallows, crossed the rapids, bypassed layers of fishing nets and avoided the pursuit of waterfowl. He kept swimming and finally crossed the mountain stream and swam to the plateau. However, before I could give a whoop of cheer, I was quickly frozen. Please make up your mind to write your own topic and an article of no less than 800 words. In addition to poetry, there are no restrictions on styles, so the following styles appeared.
According to the legend in the school, every frozen fish is an angel with broken wings in a previous life. If you meet such a fish, marry it. My heart sank when I saw it avoiding the fishing net. My eyes filled with tears when I read that it was frozen on the plateau. Can a fisherman see through the fish's bluff and forgive the fish's disguise? Men will be silent when they see it, but it is not a fish that women will cry and freeze when they see it, but a sadness that they look up at 45 degrees?
Everything loves retrogression, rapids, swimming skills, fishing nets, plateaus and jokes. I am not a canned sardine or a legend. I am as indifferent as you, but different from you.
Roaring body, a fish is going upstream! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! That's awesome! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! He can run across shallows and rapids! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Especially awesome! ! ! ! ! ! ! He dodged countless fishing nets! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! That's awesome! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Ya also escaped the pursuit of many birds! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Quite awesome! ! ! ! ! ! ! You finally reached the highlands! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! A man has wood! ! ! ! ! ……
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