Who can give me the funniest joke?

One of the complete collection of jokes in "Soldier Assault"

1. One day, the squad leader and the squad deputy drove a jeep on the road.

Suddenly, Xu Sanduo drove a Ferrari past them and shouted in his hometown dialect: "Hey, have you ever driven a Ferrari?"

The shift deputy Upon hearing this, I lost my temper and urged the squad leader to pass. The squad leader stepped on the accelerator and passed from the side.

After a while, Xu Sanduo came up from behind again, shouting louder than before: "Hey, have you ever driven a Ferrari?" After that, he sped away.

The shift deputy shook his head helplessly and said, "Look, what kind of jeep are you buying?"

They drove forward for a while and found a Ferrari in front of them. After hitting the mountain wall, Xu Sanduo climbed out, patted the dust on his body and said, "Have you ever driven a Ferrari? Do you know where its brakes are?"...... .

2. The deputy general of the fifth squad will be transferred to the 1st company, and he must take a cultural examination before transferring to the company.

Shi Jin presided over the exam while all his comrades watched.

The company commander greeted Xiao Shi in advance and said:

"Don't make the questions too difficult. Give me some face."

Xiao Shi readily agreed.

During the exam, Squad Leader Shi looked at Xiao Wu for a while and asked:

"How much do you think seven times seven will be?"

Deputy Squad Leader Shi Si After a long time, he stammered:

"I think it should be - forty-nine."

Before Squad Leader Shi could speak, Xu Sanduo stood up and said sincerely:

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"Class Leader Shi, give him another chance." ...

3. One day, Class Leader Shi, Deputy Class Wu, and Xu Sanduo went shopping together.

They walked to the door of a store, and the owner of the store asked Squad Leader Shi: "What do you want to buy?"

Squad Leader Shi said: "A bag of peanuts." The boss moved in He got up the ladder, climbed to the top of the shelf, took a bag of peanuts, walked down and handed it to him.

The boss asked Deputy Wu again: "What do you want to buy?"

Vice Wu also said he wanted a bag of peanuts, and the boss complained why he didn't tell him earlier, but he still moved the goods. The ladder came and he climbed to the top of the shelf to get it. The boss stood on the ladder and took a bag of peanuts. He quickly asked Xu Sanduo: "Do you also want a bag of peanuts?" Xu Sanduo said: "No", so the boss took a bag. Peanut walked down...

The boss gave Peanut to Team Deputy Wu. He put the ladder away and asked Xu Sanduo: "Then what do you want?"

Xu Sanduo said: " I want two bags of peanuts." ....

4. Company Commander Gao called a meeting with the whole company and found that Xu Sanduo had fallen asleep, so he woke him up angrily.

Gao Company Commander: "Xu Sanduo, please repeat the tactics I deployed to everyone!"

Xu Sanduo was confused and couldn't say anything.

Captain Gao was helpless: "Can you do it? Why don't you squeak too!"

Xu Sanduo: "Squeak."

Captain Gao faint.

5. In order to please Company Commander Gao, Deputy Wu brought green corn from the countryside and gave it to him.

The next day before the training, the Wu squad deputy went to see Company Commander Gao. He happened to be eating cooked corn. Seeing the Wu squad deputy coming, he said politely: "You work hard every day, and you still let me You spent money.” Deputy Wu said: "This is nothing. In the countryside, these corns are fed to pigs."

6. Company Commander Gao requires the soldiers to keep a training diary every day and submit it for review.

Deputy Wu’s diary is written like this.

"Wake up on X day, brush your teeth, wash your face, have breakfast, train, have lunch, train, have dinner, brush your teeth, wash your face, go to bed."

Wait for the diary to be reviewed and posted. Also, Deputy Wu found that Company Commander Gao only wrote one comment: Didn't you go to the toilet all day?

7. Xu Sanduo: Alas! I didn't sleep well last night!

Monitor Shi: What's going on?

Xu Sanduo: I killed a mosquito!

Monitor Shi: Then you should sleep better!

Xu Sanduo: I thought so at first, but who knew that a large group of mosquitoes came to hold a memorial service for it, and forget it after the ceremony, but then they actually had a dinner together! well!

I will continue writing tomorrow~~~~!