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My girlfriend is sad and I want to tell her a joke. Make sure the joke is not too long and makes her laugh.
The sun didn’t shine all day today, which is really bad. My father bought two goldfish and raised them in the water tank. One of them drowned. I was very sad. ?
Teacher’s comment: I am also very sad. In all my life, I have never met a 30th in February!
I have never seen a sunny day without the sun, let alone a goldfish that would drown.
1. Question: While...while...?
The child wrote: He was taking off his clothes and putting on his pants at the same time. ?
Teacher’s comment: Should he take it off or put it on? ?
2. Topic: Among them?
The child wrote: One of my left feet is injured. ?
Teacher’s comment: Are you a centipede? ?
3. Title: Continuously?
The children wrote: After get off work, my father came home one after another. ?
Teacher’s comment: How many fathers do you have? ?
4. Topic: Sad?
The children wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is very sad. ?
Teacher’s comment: The teacher is even sadder. ?
5. Topic: And...and...?
Children write: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. ?
Teacher’s comment: Is your mother a Transformer? ?
6. Title: What do you see?
Children write: What do you see! Haven’t you seen it?
Teacher’s comment: Haven’t seen it?
7. Topic: Xinxingrong?
Children write: Confession to Xingxingrongrong. ?
Teacher’s comment: Don’t watch too many TV series! ?
8. Topic: Delicious?
The children wrote: It tastes so good. ?
Teacher’s comment: Some things cannot be eaten.
9. Topic: Innocence?
Children write: It’s really hot today. ?
Teacher’s comment: You are so naive. ?
10. Title: Sure enough?
The child wrote: Yesterday I ate fruit and then drank cold water. ?
Teacher’s comment: What is the word?
11. Question: first...then..., example: eat first, then take a bath. ?
The child wrote: Goodbye, sir! ?
Teacher’s comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth. ?
12. Topic: What's more?
Children write: A train passes by, what's more, what's more, what's more, what's more, what's more?
Teacher's comment: I'll just die. ?
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