Who has an interesting story caused by the difference between strokes of Chinese characters?

Analysis:

A student loves to write wrong words, and he always writes rest as drink.

in his diary, he wrote, "The monitor instructed us to carry excrement, and everyone worked so hard that no one dared to have a drink. Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor's back. "

Field Tea House (11)—— True typo jokes

There are quite a few jokes made by typos in life. Here are two real joke stories that happened around me.

(1)

There is a deputy secretary in our bureau, and one winter training class taught us "Transforming Our Learning". Before studying, his old gentleman said, "Although my professional level is not as high as yours, my political level is definitely better than yours. After all, I have been a political cadre for so long, and I have learned much more about politics than you. You should listen carefully and remember carefully. " Everyone was horrified. They all listened carefully to the secretary's reading: "... there is no intention of seeking truth from facts, but there is a heart of grandstanding for pang ..." Haha, "grandstanding" was read as "grandstanding for pang", and there was a sigh below, but he didn't know it yet. Continue to "... reeds on the wall, top-heavy and shallow; Bamboo shoots in the mountains are thick-skinned and empty in the stomach, "he stopped to explain, and there was a giggle below." Later, once again, "... this attitude means seeking truth from facts, and the heart of pang is not sensational ..." The following finally laughed, and even the director sitting next to him couldn't help laughing. Later, he learned "* * *". Somehow, there was the idiom "Let's sing and cry", but his old gentleman read it as "Let's sing and stand", which caused laughter again. The atmosphere of that study was lively and impressed us deeply. In the future, everyone would make fun of each other and often say "grandstanding" and "a song can stand".

(2)

There is a colleague in the unit, a college student of workers, peasants and soldiers, with a low educational level. Once I went to the big city bureau to report materials, I called: "Hello, is this the stationmaster of XX?" My calendar has been sent, have you received it? " People don't understand: "What, what calendar?" He was anxious: "That's the personal calendar you asked me to send ....." We laughed at it early. Haha, the "resume" is said to be a "resume". It's really a big girl riding in a sedan chair-this is the first time I've heard of it. From then on, "calendar table" has become synonymous with him. This guy often has jokes of this kind and that kind. There is a "LU ZHOU LAO JIAO CO.,LTD" in the wine, and he always refers to it as "Luzhou Old Kiln". People asked him what kind of wine he was drinking today, and he said, "It's not the same, Luzhou old kiln?" The old kiln shouted too much, so we called him "old kiln". Of course, he also smiled: "Make fun of * * *? I'm not better than the secretary? Grandstanding "-I pour!

typo in composition

On New Year's Day, my family went to the History Museum to visit the "ice toilet" ...

Teacher's comment: Is there such a thing? I'm going too! (Terracotta Warriors and Horses)

. After getting up in the morning, we went to school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I wonder which funeral parlour your home is? The teacher never knew ... (appearance)

. Last night, my left eyelid kept jumping, and I thought it was a "bra". Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today

Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son? (bad omen)

. It is said in the newspaper that oysters polluted by heavy metals can "cure" cancer ...

Teacher's comment: a word difference makes people turn over! Should I hurry to raise oysters? It will make a lot of money ... (carcinogenic)

. Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken pieces and shit" ...

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (One chicken nugget)

. When I was going out shopping on Sunday, I was caught by * * * in a hurry, which was really unlucky.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is very curious-whose * * * is so big …? (Steel Gate)

. After visiting the flower market, I bought a "cheap man" and prepared to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher's comment: pronounce it correctly, and gladiolus will cry ...

. My history teacher is short, with long hair and a bad temper, and a little "chest" ...

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Give me a tight skin in history class. (fierce)

. I think I am a good student who is both academic and worrying ...

Teacher's comment: You should worry-fail. (excellent)

. On the "bumpy road" of life, we should be firm in our direction ...

Teacher's comment: this road can reach the ninth wonder after the Terracotta Warriors and Horses in eight wonders of the world.