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The sweet talk routine of chasing girls

The sweet talk routine of chasing girls

Chasing girls' love stories, girls like to listen to love stories. In fact, both men and women like to listen to nice words. Sometimes it is easy for them to touch each other's heartstrings with one or two warm love stories. Let's look at the love story of chasing girls.

Chasing girls' love story routines 1 1 In fact, the best day is nothing more than that you are making trouble, I am laughing, and it is so warm for a lifetime.

2. Tell you a story. It's a long story I'll make a long story short. I miss you.

My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

I don't regret not meeting you at the best time, because I know that after meeting you, the best time has just begun!

You may not be the best person in this world, but when I fall in love with you, you are the only one in this world.

6. When you pass by, it feels like a tsunami is passing by. I know this is the voice of love.

7. The world is a giant doll machine. I stand at the window and just want you.

8. Wander all your life, love someone, and the breeze is ten miles, just for you.

9. In fact, many things predicted the ending from the beginning, and all the tossing in the future was just to delay the break.

10, the world is cold, there is nothing to be afraid of. Everyone has bitterness that can't be vented and depression that can't be resolved, and none of us who live here try our best to live by hook or by crook.

1 1, the performance of not feeling inferior is to ask what it is if you don't understand. If you can't afford it, just say it's a little expensive. If you don't deserve it, just say forget it. But most people don't understand, nod. They can't say it's not rare, and they don't deserve to say it. They're just having fun.

12, the deeper you go into this society, the more you will find that duplicity is the norm. You don't care who they are, you just have to live a good life.

13, no matter what happens, say to yourself: this is normal. Instead of saying, why am I so unlucky? Or: why is he like this? Many people who encounter sudden disasters have no chance to complain.

14, don't provoke a villain, because he can't; Don't have a hard time with society, because you will; Don't embarrass yourself, because everything will pass; Don't live in the past, because it has passed; Don't go against reality, because you have to live.

15, I don't want to eat at all now, and I don't want to shed a tear. Whoever makes me sad, I will leave.

16, I used to be tempted directly, but now I am old and afraid of everything. It seems that I dare not even say I like it except fighting the landlord.

17, once people are addicted to clean things, they cannot tolerate dirty things. If they indulge in dirty things, they can't accept clean things, especially souls.

Nothing is more convincing than time, because time can change everything without telling us.

19, people don't need to please anyone alive, but in the end they wronged themselves. Being a man is actually very simple. As long as you take me seriously, your business is my business. If you don't take me seriously, your business is none of my business. ...

After the age of 20, it may be a little difficult for you, but you must not give up, try to live up to the time and hand in a satisfactory answer sheet for the future.

Chasing girls' love stories 2 1. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "

2. "You must fail." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"

Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~

4. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.

I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

7. I was going to wander the Jianghu, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.

Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

9. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you touch my heart?

10. what do you belong to You belong to me.

1 1. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.

12. The pain is endless. Then it was me!

13. I am very capable, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

14. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.

15. Do you know my weakness? This is your fault.

16. "I don't think you are suitable for dating", "Why" and "Suitable for marriage."

17. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.

18. I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone.

19. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

20. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me%.

Chasing girls' love story routine 3 1, I am a poor student. I have nothing to repay when I meet a girl. I just want to marry a girl in the future. Don't forget your active attitude.

If I like you, I want to give you the sweetest part of grapefruit and the small cherry on the cake. I want to give you anything beautiful.

3, time goes by without looking back, youth is short, love life is not sad, separation and care do not let go, love is beautiful and constantly flowing, missing is always there, 520 I love you, love you forever!

4. When the oath ring is gently worn on your finger, you will never part for life.

Maybe I'm a person with no promise. I just want to take a hot bath, watch a ghost film in your arms, drink two large glasses of mango fruit, hibernate with you, and then wake up in spring.

6. True love is a summer breeze, which makes people cool; True love is to send charcoal in the snow and give people warmth; True love is the heart, giving people tacit understanding; True love is destiny takes a hand, giving people fate; True love is rare, cherish it!

7. I used to worry about the loss of Sanskrit, and I was afraid to leave the whole city when I entered the mountain. Things in the world, the best of both worlds, live up to the Tathagata.

8. I have shortcomings, but I will treat you with advantages; I don't have much money, but I will try to make money to support you; The happiness of love is not in the eyes of others, but in you and me. Honey, I really miss you!

9, perhaps, what you deliberately pursue is often not available, but what you didn't expect, instead, you met unexpectedly in your indifference! Don't be unhappy. When you lose him like this, of course you can get me like this

10, if I want to use something to represent that I love you, then I will buy the whole world for you.

1 1. Thinking about you is like breathing. No matter how time passes, you always stay in my heart.

12, the more women love, the deeper they love. It's not that women can't extricate themselves, but that men don't know that women are born to rely on them.

13, it takes a moment to reach out and many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, he is the one who should appear in your life. This is no accident. If there is no debt, how can we be satisfied?

14, I miss you, my favorite person, but after all, missing is just missing.

15, the hourglass of time has precipitated the inescapable past, and the hand of memory will always pick up those beautiful sorrows.

16, don't be sad, I care about everything. If the sky falls, I will cover you.

17, candy for you, seeds for your love, love for you, love for you. Can you get rid of your pride and love me madly next time?

18, ruthlessness is better than sentimentality, and an inch is still inextricably linked. The ends of the earth are poor and white, only endless lovesickness.

19. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

20. The answer is long. I will spend my whole life answering it. Are you ready to listen?