Xiaoming's humorous jokes about coming out.

Do we often see it? Xiaoming? This pronoun, I bring you a humorous joke about Xiaoming leaving here, I hope you will like it.

Xiaoming's humorous jokes about coming out.

0 1、

In math class,

Teacher's question: There are eleven students in our class. Now the teacher has brought ten apples. How can we distribute them equally among the students?

Xiaoming: If you want me to go out, just say so!

02、

Teacher:? Please explain the environmental factors and genetic factors! ?

Xiaoming:? It is a genetic factor to look like a father, and an environmental factor to look like a neighbor! ?

Teacher:? Old routine

Xiaoming stood up silently?

03、

The teacher is a little hot in class. The teacher took off his coat during the lecture.

Xiaoming:? Take it off! Uncle has plenty of money! ?

Teacher:? Go away! !

04、

Teacher:? Xiao Ming, do you have an ideal for study?

Xiaoming:? Yes, there is. ?

Teacher:? What?

Xiaoming:? Drive a BMW and get a minimum living allowance. ?

Teacher:? Get out! ?

05、

Teacher:? Prove that you are scum in one sentence. ?

Xiaoming:? Look at my grades and you will know how many people are taking the exam.

Teacher:? Get out! ?

06、

Did the teacher say that? Lever principle? Enlighten everyone: Besides iron bars and wooden sticks, what else can be used as a lever?

Xiaoming:? And bachelor! ?

Teacher:? Get out of here ?

07、

Teacher:? Do you know what Li Shizhen's works are?

Xiaoming:? I don't know his works, but I know what his last words were before he died. ?

The teacher was curious and asked him what he said.

Xiaoming:? This grass is poisonous ...?

Teacher:? Get out! ?

08、

Teacher:? If the headmaster and I fall into the water, who will you save first?

Xiaoming:? It is rare to have this opportunity. Of course, I jumped down and swam in front of you. ?

Teacher:? Get out! ?

09、

Teacher:? What would you do if a robber tried to stab me?

Xiaoming:? See if he stabbed it. ?

Teacher:? Did you miss it?

Xiaoming:? Take his pulse. ?

Teacher:? Why?

Xiaoming:? The key time is not in the state, and the speed returns. ?

Teacher:? What about the stab wound?

Xiaoming:? Let's show off. ?

Teacher:? What do you mean?

Xiaoming:? I can't stop! ?

Teacher:? Get out! Get out! ! ?

10、

Teacher:? Multi-digit subtraction, when the low-digit number is not enough, borrow from the high-digit number. ?

Xiaoming:? What if you don't borrow high digits?

Teacher:? Get out!

Jokes and jokes crack down on illegal counterfeiting;

Duanzi 1:

Lin Jianhua, the current president of Peking University. Successive presidents of major universities, Zhejiang University, Peking University. When Lin Jianhua arrived at the university, a student was a senior in the university. After graduation, he was admitted to Zhejiang University for a two-year master's degree, and then to Peking University for a doctorate. As a result, the diploma was stamped with Lin Jianhua's seal in the column of principal. When looking for a job, the interviewer:? Classmate, it's better to be professional in counterfeiting, and you can't carve more chapters.

Paragraph 2:

A student in a certain place in the northwest is ambitious and determined to become a doctor. The college entrance examination was admitted to Luzhou Medical College for the first time. When I arrived at the school, I felt that the school's reputation was too small. I decided to go back to my hometown to repeat my studies. One year later, I was successfully admitted to Sichuan Medical University. When I got to school, I was dumbfounded and found that it was still the original Luzhou Medical College. So I went home to study for a year and worked harder. In the third year, I was admitted to Southwest Medical University. Did you find it at school or Luzhou Medical College? It is said that people are crazy now, and cheating can't pit a person!

Paragraph 3:

A new fish pond was opened yesterday, and the fishing fee was 100 yuan. After fishing all day, I didn't catch any fish. The boss said that whoever didn't catch a fish would be given a chicken. Many friends went and came back with a chicken. Everyone was very happy! I think the boss is very interesting! ! ! ? Later, the janitor of the fishing ground said that the boss used to raise chickens professionally, and there were no fish in this fish pond. This method is called. Go to stock? !

Paragraph 4:

An old friend resigned from Foxconn and went to Shandong to find Lan Xiang. Which chef is better? Shepherd boy refers to New Oriental. I traveled across mountains and rivers to the East and learned a strong cooking skill. Oriental graduation package distribution, Nima! Still Foxconn!

Paragraph 5:

Today is 3. 15, and our friendship has been evaluated by the Consumers Association. The evaluation report is actually three products, unconditional, no reason, indefinite return! If you can't help it, just use it, don't look for a consumer association!

20 19 complete works of negative energy in the financial circle, specializing in all kinds of dissatisfaction.

1, the rich man said in an interview, it is hard to imagine how much I suffered when I was young. I worked as a scalper, porter and smuggler. Reporter: We all saw that these experiences made you successful. Millionaire: No, I finally married a rich wife.

2. After observing many times, you will find that all the anger on the Internet basically comes from having no money; All online inspirational, basically the goal is to make money; All the happiness on the internet is basically rich people.

3. Half the money. What is that? Cheap? Words. Do you see it?

Truth is often in the hands of a few (the rich).

Young man, having no money now is nothing, and there will be many days without money in the future.

6. From tomorrow on, be a happy person, feed horses, chop wood and travel around the world. From tomorrow on, I care about food and vegetables. I have a house, facing the sea, with spring flowers. Have a house, have a house, have a house?

7. A friend asked me, do I need to take CFA to work in a financial institution? Let me tell a story like this. In a certain Public Offering of Fund, everyone is CFA except the fund manager.

8. If you are dissatisfied with your present job, feel that your career has reached a bottleneck, or feel that you have achieved nothing after mixing for many years, then apply for a high degree. In this way, after graduation, you will understand that previous failures have nothing to do with academic qualifications.

9. I once knew a young man who graduated from a prestigious school and worked in a financial institution. A few years later, he became vice president. But he soon got tired of the grandiose lifestyle in the financial circle and felt that he made money day and night and spent a lot of money, which seemed to have lost his direction in life. He decided to make some changes, bid farewell to the past and gain inner peace. Later, he finally resigned. Now I am an executive in a state-owned enterprise, saying that it is much better than before.