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"I have a friend who was bitten by a viper on the mountain. I heard that five steps will kill you. What should I do? I am so anxious. Now I have taken four steps. We each caught a few vipers and bit him. It is estimated that it should accumulate to 100 step, but what should I do next? "

When it's dark and windy, drug dealers make deals with underworld bosses. The drug dealer took out a black suitcase, put it on the table and opened it. It's full of heroin. The drug dealer said to the boss, fair trade! Pay when you see the goods! The mafia boss flew into a rage, pulled out his pistol and pointed it at the drug dealer, shooting and shouting, you are a fucking bitch! You're the fucking bitch!

When I was a child, my mother always hated iron and scolded me: "Just like you, you can't keep up with the heat when you grow up!" "At this time, my father always said kindly," It's okay, dad will pull it for you.

Song Jiang was kidnapped. When he woke up, he looked around and said loudly, "I didn't expect Song Jiang to die here!" A gangster was startled: "Are you Sanzang Song Jiang of the Tang Dynasty in the East?" , "eh? Well, I ... "The crowd gathered around:" Is it Sanzang Song? I want to eat meat! " "Help me cut a butt tip!" ... Song Jiang: "Your books are mixed up! You should call me big brother! Ah! Fuck! .. (The four classical novels saw the consequences of mixing) "