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An interesting story in China's monetary history.
1. Dragon and Phoenix Silver Coin designed by Lu Xun
A short story about money.
The year before last, several friends went into business together. People with diplomas. At that time, I was a partner in the form of capital contribution, and there was not much pressure. They only pay attention to the word "sincerity" with each other. The chairman is also naturally elected according to the amount of capital contribution.
At the beginning of the company's establishment, Liu, the chairman of the board, told us a fair and decent sentence: reputation first, we are all educated, moral and caring gentlemen. ...
In the later business, they consciously acted according to the word "sincerity". They were in the second-hand car business at that time. They just borrowed a signboard of the company, and business contacts and transactions can be operated independently without going through the company account. Anyone who is an expert knows that the profit margin of used cars is quite large and the temptation is great. However, in order to keep their credit, everyone gave the money to the company truthfully, only taking the prescribed salary, and the rest of the profits were waiting for the year-end dividend.
However, to their surprise, Chairman Liu has been using the company's money to run his own comfort zone, from house to car, and later changed his wife. Later, I raised a "small honey" and hid it in the garden. Seeing that the year-end dividend went up in smoke, a friend broke up and asked Dong Liu to spit out public funds and pay dividends by shares. Chairman Liu denied it in every way and said to himself, "How can you vomit the broth you drink?"
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Jun secretly "hunted" dozens of beautiful women on the beach without telling his wife that he was holding a perspective camera. After returning home, he enjoyed photos of beautiful girls developed from film. While dreaming, his wife came back from his parents' house, and he quickly hid.
Wife with a scowl, don't talk after entering the room, a * * * takes a seat on the sofa. A jun secretly guessed: does she already know? He asked nervously, "Ying, who are you angry with?" The wife cried after hearing this. Gentlemen are more flustered. At this time, the wife took out a letter and threw it on the ground, sobbing and saying, "Look … what's in the envelope …" "
A gentleman was surprised to pick up the envelope, opened it and his skull exploded. It turned out to be my wife's * * *! He thundered, "Shit, which bastard gave you this!" " "Turn over the photo again, and it says on the back:" Press the account provided below and remit 3000 yuan! Otherwise, this' jade photo' will be plastered all over the street. "this time, a gentleman was so angry that he saw stars and tore up the paper violently.
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Near the end of the year, Shanmei Lianlian gave birth to a son. After the full moon, his son fell ill and died. After the Spring Festival, she and her husband went to Guangzhou to work. My husband with a high school education soon entered the plastic factory. It is not easy for a rural woman who can only do laundry and cook in this colorful big city to find a job.
Lianlian came to the labor market early every day, expecting the boss to take her away, but several days passed, and she was like the leftover men and women in the market, and no one asked. Just when she was so desperate that she almost burst into tears, a beautifully dressed young woman came face to face. She stared at Lianlian's plump breasts for a long time and asked her if she had just given birth.
Lianlian hurriedly looked down, and the clothes on her chest were wet with spilled milk. She was embarrassed to say that the child died of illness soon after the full moon. So the woman nodded: "Come to my house and find something to do, ok?" I'll give you 800 yuan a month, including room and board. "
"Eight hundred a month, also eat control! My god, how many times better than farming at home? " Lianlian thought about it and asked excitedly, "What do you want me to do at your house?"
"Only let you breast-feed my child."
When Lian Lian heard that she was a wet nurse, she readily agreed.
Seeing that Lianlian agreed, the young woman immediately took out her mobile phone and made a phone call, and told Lianlian that her surname was Yang Minghua and she would call her Xiaohua in the future.
After a while, a black car stopped in front of them. Xiaohua let Lianlian get on the bus and go to the hospital to draw blood for liver function test.
The next day, the test results came out. Xiaohua smiled and said to Lianlian, "Well, you are in good health and there is nothing wrong with you."
Xiaohua's family is just her and the baby, plus a little babysitter. Her man comes every few days, and every time he comes at night. That man seems to be Xiaohua's grandfather. Lian Lian really doesn't understand why a small flower like Xiao Hua should find such an old man.
Xiaohua pays special attention to the way lotus flowers eat, such as stewed pig's feet, white soup crucian carp and cuttlefish stewed ribs ... Lotus eats tears and says, "This should be because God sees me suffering in the country, and now he has pity on me!"
In a blink of an eye, the child began to learn to walk. First he called him wet nurse, then he learned to call him mom, but he couldn't call him dad. The old man held the child in his arms and said, why can't the child call him father? Then, he took out a large roll of money from his pocket and stuffed it into the child's hand, saying, call dad, and dad will give you a lot of money. But the child ignored him, giggling and throwing money everywhere. The old man glared angrily.
Xiaohua turned a blind eye to the old man and said, "Who told you not to try to live with us? Very few people come and go at night. Are you such a father? " The old man sighed, leaned down and smiled ingratiatingly at Xiaohua: "Well, I will spend more time with my little baby in the future."
However, the old gentleman didn't live up to what he said to Huayang, and he didn't show up for a long time. Xiaohua's face also lost its original carefree and contented smile, which was frighteningly cold. He shut himself in his bedroom all day, talking on the phone or sobbing for a long time.
Lianlian was too scared to ask Sister Hua what had happened. This situation has been going on for about a month. One day, after ten o'clock in the morning, Xiaohua didn't get up. Lianlian knocked on her bedroom door many times, even knocking and screaming, but she couldn't hear anything. So he looked at the door, and Xiaohua was stiff and dead. I can only see a letter written by her at the bedside. In the letter, she said: Lianlian: When you read this letter, I am already dead. I'm a mistress, and the old man ran back to other places with his wife. It is better to die clean than to live like this!
The only thing I can't worry about is my children. Fortunately, he is close to you and you love him very much. Besides, you have no son. Let him be your son! Please be sure to bring him up, and I will bless you in the grave. ...
A short story about money.
The burden of money
There was a businessman, whose business was booming and his financial resources were rolling in. Although he hired several accountants, he still made his own accounts. Because he has a lot of money, he calculates abacus from morning till night every day, which makes his back ache and dizziness. To make matters worse, after going to bed every night, he still thinks about tomorrow. At the thought of piles of glistening money, he was too excited to sleep well.
He is too busy to sleep during the day and too excited to sleep at night. In this way, the businessman suffered from severe insomnia.
The young couple who make tofu next door to the businessman get up early every morning to grind soybean milk to make tofu, talking and laughing, and their lives are happy and sweet. The businessman on this side of the wall tossed and turned in bed, shaking his head and sighing, envious of the poor couple. His wife also said, "What's the use of so much money? Tired and worried all day, it is better to live happily than the poor couple next door. "
Businessmen have long realized that they are not as relaxed and free as their poor neighbors. As soon as their wife stopped talking, she said, "They are so happy because they are poor, but they can't be rich. Soon I will make them laugh. "
After that, the businessman rolled over and got out of bed, went to the till and grabbed a few handfuls of gold and silver and threw them into the yard of the neighbor's tofu house.
The couple made tofu while singing. Suddenly, they heard the sound of "plop" and "plop" coming from the yard. When they were holding lanterns, they saw that it was shiny gold and shiny silver, so they quickly put down the beans and collected gold and silver in a panic. They are very nervous.
Gold and silver worried the young couple in grinding bean curd. They didn't know where to hide their wealth. I'm afraid it's not safe to hide in my room. I'm afraid it's not safe to hide in my yard. From then on, I couldn't hear them talking and laughing, let alone singing.
The businessman then joked with his wife and said, "Look! They can't laugh or sing anymore! It's time for them to taste the taste of the rich. "
What happened to different currencies?
It seems to be copying:
Small denomination coins are ridiculed by large denomination coins as useless, and small denomination coins feel inferior. Then the small denomination money passed through the hands of some poor people and did many useful things to save a little girl. Finally, the two currencies meet again, and the small denomination currency no longer feels inferior, but bravely faces the teasing of the large denomination currency. ......
I don't remember some details in the middle.
A short story about money.
A short story about lucky money. The star recalled the fun of the Spring Festival when he was a child.
It's Spring Festival again. How to use the lucky money? If you are still worried about this, then consider how to "spend the lucky money on the cutting edge." Don't worry. The following stories about the lucky money of several stars may inspire you-
An old story about money.
Yuanfeng painted a fork for three years in the Northern Song Dynasty to withdraw money. Su Dongpo was imprisoned for Wutai poetry case and later demoted to Huangzhou. He was demoted to a group training assistant and his salary was reduced. He had to live in poverty, so he had to save himself. He reduced his daily expenses to no more than 65,438+050 copper coins. On the first day of every month, he took out 4500 copper coins, divided them into 30 piles, strung them together with ropes and hung them on the roof. There is a big bamboo tube hanging on the wall to store the money saved for entertaining guests that day. This method of saving money was later called "cross withdrawal". Su Dongpo is not only an outstanding poet and writer, but also a famous calligrapher. His works "Yuanfeng Bao Tong" and "Yuan You, Bao Tong and Qian Wen" are bold and unrestrained, and are praised by the world as Dongpo Yuanfeng. ) He has deep pockets and wears a money rope. Later, he was cited as a unit of counting money, and 1000 yuan was the same, describing wealth. The ancients rarely put coins directly in their clothes bags. When they went out, they usually put gold, silver and copper coins in their belts and tied them around their waists, so they were called "travelling expenses" (just like today's "purse"), so that they would not be lost or exposed. In ancient times, there was a story of "riding a crane down Yangzhou for 100,000 yuan". It is consistent to collect 1000 copper coins when evil is full, which is called "slam". You can't add any more when you are full. In the old criminal law, all thieves were called "slam" according to the amount of stolen goods and the severity of the crime. "Full of evil" means to describe the most heinous crimes, especially those criminals who are so heinous that they kill people without blinking an eye, which is enough to make the people angry. Ruan nang is shy. According to Shi Shuo Xin Yu, Ruan Fu, a native of A Jin, once traveled in Huiji with a soap bag. Someone asked him, "What's in your bag?" Ruan Fu replied, "But if I have money to look after my bag, I'm afraid I'm shy." . "Ruan Bao shame" is used in the opposite direction to describe the lack of gold and silver and no money in the bag. This allusion is often quoted. Du Fu's poem "Empty Capsule" said: "Empty Capsule is shy, keep a dollar to read." Novel and chic. Money in bed means that the money in bed is used up, which describes falling into poverty. "Green Money" is a white copper coin, and its color is blue and white. It is made of copper mixed with a small amount of lead and tin. It has excellent texture and is deeply loved by people. Among many coins, people will take a fancy to it at first sight and pick it out first. Zhang Jian, a scholar in the Tang Dynasty, once took eight subjects and was admitted to A-level every time. His articles are fluent and easy to understand, popular in the contemporary era, and even messengers from Japan and Silla have bought them, so they are called "Bachelor of Green Money". Later generations called the tried-and-true articles in the imperial examinations "green money for all elections", which meant that they would succeed. In Chen Wenwei's Collection of Chen Kezhai in the Song Dynasty, he said, "Mr. Li is exquisite in reasoning and cautious in handling things." Rubidium:1/4; Thai baht: 1/24 yen. The description is very stingy, even if there is not much money. It is also a metaphor for being narrow-minded. Qian Ketong's "Advocating Leisure" by Tang Zhanggu contains: Tang rewarded and sentenced him to prison, and called on officials to strictly arrest him. When Mingdan saw the case, he left a note saying, "Money is 30,000, please don't ask about this prison." Throw it away in a rage. Mindan replied, "One hundred thousand crowns." Then don't ask. The children took the opportunity to investigate, Zhang said: "A hundred thousand dollars can connect the gods, and no one will not come back. I am afraid of disaster and I must stop. " Later used to describe the magic of money, everything is based on money. "Notes for Beginners" was published for six years: Xiang Zhongxian, a native of Anling in Han Dynasty, was honest and upright. Every time I go to Weihe River to drink horses, I have to put three small coins into the water. Later, he used "drinking horses and throwing money" as a metaphor for his honesty and meticulousness. The book Biography of the Book of Jin is planted: He Zenggui, a Jin native, is a maharaja, extravagant in nature and desires luxury. The kitchen dishes in the government are more exquisite than those of the emperors. He spends 10,000 yuan on meals every day. He also said that there was no place to put chopsticks. Later, he described extravagance and waste as "a solar eclipse". There is no money here. The story of "There is no silver here, and neighbor Wang Er never stole it" is well known. Covering up is a metaphor, but the result is even more exposed. According to the Book of the Later Han Dynasty, Cui Lie was very rich in the Eastern Han Dynasty, and he bought Stuart's office with 50,000 yuan. I once asked his son Cui Jun, "I'm in Sangong's residence now. How about outside discussion? " Cui Jun said, "Critics think it stinks." . Later, he often used the "copper smell" to ridicule the rich. Zhang Touqian's "The Book of Jin Ruan Xiuchuan" contains: Ruan Xiuchun is headstrong and doesn't like to meet laymen. There is no overnight food at home, and he is as happy as ever. He often walks, with a hundred dollars tied to his cane, and drinks alone when he arrives at the hotel. Therefore, later generations called the money for buying wine "great money".
The historical story of coins
Six Evolution of Ancient Currency in China
China is one of the earliest countries to use money in the world, with a history of 5,000 years. In the process of its formation and development, China's ancient currency experienced six major changes:
Ask for anecdotes about money and some short stories about money.
▲ The essence of money is debt, not wealth.
In a small village, in order to maintain the fair trade in this village, 200 villagers elected a talkative person as the village head. If there is a dispute between villagers, the village head will come forward to mediate. At first, people didn't know what money was. People only exchange their products with other villagers through barter. However, bartering has a big drawback, that is, if you want to exchange the surplus products of A family, often B does not need the products of A family, but needs the products of C family. Therefore, it is difficult for people to exchange, and people's enthusiasm for producing surplus products is also affected. The economic development is slow, and the improvement of people's living standards is not fast. The village chief is a clever man. Although he hardly produces any surplus products, he wants to borrow them. People at that time didn't know how to write. They just tied the rope with different kinds of rope and tied the knot. The village chief came to the river, picked up some shells, punched holes, and strung them together with ropes to make a necklace. He came to A's house, left this necklace with the personal seal and credit of the village chief, and borrowed a piece of meat. Later, he borrowed different foods and articles from different families many times in this way. For example, borrow a cow or five sheep, use a necklace with 100 shells, borrow a clay pot or an axe, and use a necklace with five shells. These shell necklaces have no practical value, but are essentially IOUs from the village head. However, because people can't do without the mediation of the village head after a dispute, people are generally willing to lend their surplus products to the village head, leaving shell necklaces as proof of creditor's rights. Because people have no doubt about the village head's solvency and credit, and even forget the important practical significance of the village head's solvency and credit. Although sometimes, some villagers find the village head and want to exchange the shell necklace IOUs for the items or food they need, the village head always tries to rob Peter to pay Paul to meet the villagers' requirements, and even goes to the mountains to mine some gold and silver as rare items and return them to some villagers who insist on cashing the necklace into something of practical value. Therefore, the shell necklace of the village head's house has a more reliable credit. More importantly, these shell necklaces with different numbers are suitable for decomposition and aggregation to calculate the transaction price and volume of different numbers, so they are gradually spread among villagers. When family A needs family B's products, family A will find family B with the necklace of the village chief in exchange for product B, and family B can also find family C with the necklace in exchange for the product C they need. In the long run, the shells used by the village chief as IOUs have become the currency of this village. Later, people gradually forgot the identity of shells. People who own shells think that shells are a symbol of wealth, while those who don't want shells much think that shells are a symbol of wealth, because shells can be exchanged for almost any food or articles they need. With shells as economic lubricants, the exchange of surplus products becomes more convenient, and people have the enthusiasm to produce more surplus products. The economic development of this village is gradually accelerating. It can be seen that the essence of money is IOU, which is issued by the village head with credit, and it is not intended to be returned in full, but it is mistaken for wealth. The wealth that the village head did not return eventually formed the earliest seigniorage income of the village head, and the village head of the original village was the prototype of * * *.
Two or three short stories or jokes about money.
The value of coins and sesame cakes
A coin dealer and a vendor selling biscuits were trapped on a hill in the wild by the flood, and I don't know how long the flood will last. Two days later, the money dealer ran out of food, leaving only a bag of coins. And the biscuit vendor also has a bag of biscuits. The money dealer put forward a suggestion to exchange a coin for a biscuit, which would be very cheap in normal times. At this time, the biscuit dealer disagreed and thought it was time to make a fortune. He proposed to exchange a bag of gold coins for a bag of biscuits, and the coin dealer agreed!
Day after day, the flood has not subsided. The coin dealer ate the biscuits bought from the biscuit dealer. The biscuit dealer was so hungry that he finally couldn't help it. He offered to use this pocket of coins to buy back the biscuits he had sold. The coin dealer didn't fully agree with his terms, and only allowed him to exchange five coins for a biscuit. After the flood receded, all the biscuits were eaten, and a bag of coins returned to the coin dealer.
Joke: A rich second generation was arrested by a female traffic police for speeding, and the female traffic police issued a ticket. The rich second generation is very arrogant: "Do you know who my father is?" Policewoman: "You have to ask your mother." Dad and his son are sleeping, and the newlyweds next door are making noise. Son: "What's that noise?" Dad replied: "this is Japanese, you will understand when you grow up!" " "
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I found five dollars on the side of the road and handed it to the police uncle. My uncle took the money and nodded to me. I am happy to say. Goodbye, uncle. '
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