Talk about humor on Sunday.

1, "In a word, it proves that I am very busy at work" and "My mobile phone still has 75% power when I get home from work".

There are a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea. They are diligent and clever. They worked overtime until dawn.

3. If others ask for money at work, we will die at work.

Growing up is going to work as usual the next day, even if you are sad to death.

5, hard work, tired work, work is simply a crime, it is better to join B club, shopping on the street without queuing, not paying shopping fees, but also collecting protection fees.

Although I am late for work every day, I still get off work on time.

7. From "I'm in class" to "I'm at work", only we know the sadness during the period.

8. Going to work is like marriage in the old society. Obviously, if you are unhappy, you have to be together.

9. It's terribly hot to go to work in summer and terribly cold to go to work in winter.

10. Be late for work every day when you have money, and be late once 10 yuan. I'll give you100000, so you can keep it for fun.

1 1. It hurts to breathe at work. She lives in every corner of me.

12, I don't want to go to work seven days a week.

13, work is getting up earlier than chickens, sleeping later than dogs, eating worse than pigs and doing more than donkeys.

14, I want to have a life outside work, so I have to work overtime.

15, weeding is at noon, and going to work is very hard. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work.

16, I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only suitable for getting paid.

17, I feel headache, leg pain, eye pain, hand pain, foot pain and pain everywhere at the thought of going to work tomorrow.

18, the mood at work is heavier than going to the grave.

19, in this weather, the northwest wind blows when you go to work, and you have to wait for the northwest wind when you don't go to work.

20. I watch the Forbes rich list every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work …

2 1, the current overtime is a debt I owed for skipping classes before.

22. It is also said that when God comes to Malaysia to travel, he can't even leave work after work.

23. Going to school is spending money to muddle along, and going to work is spending money to live.

24, weeding at noon, going to work is really hard, nothing to do, it is better to fight the landlord.

Every day when the alarm clock rings, there are 500 reasons for asking for leave in my mind, but none of them are reliable.

26. I wake up every morning and think I quit. Twenty minutes later, my grandson goes to work as usual.

27, work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

28. I wish I had slept after crying when I was a child, but now I have to go to work after crying.