What is the funniest scene in school?

The headmaster peeked at us from the window during high school night self-study. I looked out under the window and met the headmaster head-on. "Oh, my God!" I jumped up with a loud cry and scared the headmaster outside. The whole class froze and laughed.

The school must call the roll every night, not the class, but the students on duty in each class. I will be on duty with a girl in our class every Friday night. That night, as usual, we went to each class to call the roll. Suddenly, we saw a man waving a flashlight in front of us (1994). I didn't take part in it at first, but the girl I was with started running, and of course I had to follow. We ran to the nearest class, because the two of us ran so fast that we squeezed at the door of that class several times before we got in. The whole class in that class looked at the two of us dumbfounded and then burst into laughter. Finally, we stood in front of the whole class and smiled, and the whole class laughed below. After a while, we stopped.

The boy I like sits in front of me. Once that boy turned to talk to me at night, and I was laughing. While I was unprepared, my deskmate blew a piece of paper torn into snowflakes at me. At that time, I felt a gust of wind rolling snowflakes, so I quickly closed my eyes and forgot to shut up. In front of the boy you like, your mouth is full of pieces of paper. I was very angry at that time and hated my deskmate. It's funny and embarrassing. My deskmate laughed so hard that I couldn't stand it.

Reading makes people think positively, show wisdom, read books, increase their knowledge and talk extraordinary; Reading makes people feel relaxed and happy, just like the spring breeze. So I study and I am happy.

From the time I was in my mother's belly, my mother gave me prenatal education and often read me some stories. I think this is the reason why I love reading. But my mother doesn't allow me to read these "leisure books", so whenever I read them, it's always furtive and unpleasant. On Sunday, I went to visit my friend Shu as usual. Accompanied by the music, I was deeply attracted by the rich book fragrance as soon as I stepped into the library. I picked up a "Water Margin" and read it. Just as I was intoxicated with the heroism of Liangshan heroes, my mother stood in front of me and said, "Oh, it's quite comfortable." Have you finished your homework? "My mother stared at me with stern eyes, and I just gave a wry smile. When I got home, I finally finished my homework, so I picked up a book called "Youth Encyclopedia" to read. I just opened the first page when a stern look stabbed me again. "You are still in the mood to study, and the exam is coming soon. Go and review for me, "my mother scolded severely. Hey, when will this day end? But I still have a way. ""Oh, I have to go to the toilet, "I said, pulling out a copy of Robinson Crusoe from the shelf and sitting on the toilet reading leisurely. I was stunned by the thrilling scenes in the book. My legs are numb, I don't know. It seems that my reading has reached a superb level. "It feels good to read.

How's it going? Let's have fun!

I would like to be a fish swimming in the sea of books; I would like to be a spring silkworm and chew big fragrant pages. I would like to be a bird, with countless warm pages, and build a small nest of my heart. Let my life have an indissoluble bond with books. The world without books is tasteless, life without reading is incomplete, and life without reading is pale. Reading life is a happy life, reading life is a beautiful life, and my life has become rich and colorful because of reading. Thank you for reading, which brought me a colorful world.

A classmate in our class in high school is more mature.

I'm only a senior.

He looks like he is in his thirties.

There is a people's park in our city.

There are often many uncles and aunts in it.

Find a good partner for the children at home there.

My classmate's home is near there.

After school, he and another classmate in school uniform.

Pass by the park

Then an aunt came to chat up.

The beginning is: this big brother is in a hurry.

The child was brought here by a blind date when he was in high school.

My classmate is also a person who has experienced great storms.

Paused and said, elder sister, you are mistaken.

Let me show him around.

Who do you like to be his stepmother!

In junior high school

A class downstairs

There is a man.

A thief looks like my father.

My dad is the kind of person who scares to death with a blank face.

People who laugh and feel stupid.

Once a woman in the class wrote a love letter and asked me to help send it to the class downstairs.

The first few times, as a carrier of love,

I am willing to help them deliver love letters every day.

Then one time I saw them helping someone.

It's really not terrible to say.

I feel like my father.

Because I was often beaten by my father when I was a child.

So I feel scared.

I saw the man and ran away.

After that, I terminated my work.

Then every day is a detour.

It's funny to think about it now—

Riding lessons on the window frame.

The classroom in the primary school is a bungalow with a garden outside the window. Outside the door is the corridor, and outside the corridor is the playground. Usually, everyone plays on the playground. Apple trees are planted in the garden, usually closed. Everyone is allowed to pick apples only when they are ripe.

In autumn, the fruit is close to maturity. Jumping from the window to the garden to pick apples during recess is often done by naughty students. I happened to meet the teacher who came to the classroom to assign homework and told me that there was something to do in the next class, and the students did their own homework. At that time, I picked apples and entered the classroom through the window, and was caught by the teacher. The teacher didn't hit me or criticize me, so he let me ride on it for a lesson. The students are doing their homework below and I am riding on it. As soon as any student looks up and specifies, he can't help laughing, and then he laughs. Other teachers passed by our classroom and saw me riding on the window with surprised eyes, but they didn't come and say anything.

I should be the first to be asked by the teacher to ride on the window. After the second teacher caught me riding in the above class, no one climbed the window to pick apples!

In the first grade of primary school, my face was covered with ink. The teacher laughed at me like a map. Wearing adult clothes.

There are some interesting things. At that time, the nutrition was poor and the face was covered with black spots. The classmate said that it was cured by touching the face with the eggs just laid by the chicken. Every time I see a chicken laying eggs. I will always stand in front of me. I saw the chicken laying eggs desperately. I'm good at cleaning up that wiped face.

Another time, I was in the backyard. Dance and sing like an actor. Neighbors snickered when they saw it. He covered his face in shame and ran home.

The following is the funniest scene at school. The paragraphs are as follows. Now I will share them with you-

1. In junior high school, winter vacation homework had two books. I always do this. Me: "A, I write Chinese and you write math. Why don't we copy?" A agreed. Then I said, "B, I write math and you write Chinese. Do we want to copy it? " B agreed. Then every holiday, I had a good time, just waiting to copy.

One day, several colleagues ate and drank, and after drinking, everyone began to talk nonsense. A colleague said that he is a great singer, and his songs can make women cry! At this moment, a word came from the corner: You sang that I am a bird.

3. One day in physical education class, the math teacher came into the classroom and said, "Your PE teacher is ill, so we have math in this class." When the whole class was spitting in their hearts, the PE teacher opened the classroom door smartly, looked up and saw the math teacher, paused for a second, and said weakly, "Am I ... sick again?"

I will never forget the expression on my math teacher's face.

A lady with a black face came to see a doctor. When the doctor asked her what happened, the lady cried and said that her husband would beat her every time he came back drunk. "It's easy," said the doctor. "This is mouthwash. Next time he comes home drunk, you can hold this mouthwash until he falls asleep. "

A month later, the lady went to the doctor with joy: "Doctor, what medicine did you prescribe for me?" He really stopped hitting me! ""I gave you pure water, "said the doctor." You don't need to take medicine. You have ADHD. Shut up. "

5. Tomb-Sweeping Day went up the mountain to sweep the grave. In this barren mountain, his hand took advantage of it for a while, and he took out his mobile phone to search for people nearby! Then the mobile phone shows: food-eating interval 1 m, hungry ghost interval 1 m, headless ghost interval 1 m, black and white impermanence interval 1 m, female ghost interval-0.1m. ...

6. Teacher: "There are three glasses of wine on the table. I'll buy one for your father. How many more? " Student: "There is no cup." Teacher: "What? Don't you understand what I mean? I repeat, there are three glasses of wine on the table. Let me buy your father a drink. How many more? " Student: "There is really no cup." Teacher: "Do you know math?" Pupil: "Teacher, you don't know my father's temper. He won't put down his glass when he sees wine on the table. "

7. Teacher: "Today we are going to learn subtraction. For example, your brother has five apples, and you took three from there. What is the result? " ? Tom: "As a result, as a result, he will definitely beat me up!" " "

8. The multiplication table teacher found that the name of a student in the exercise book was Mu (1? 2? 3)。 The teacher asked, "Whose exercise book is this?" A student stood up and said, "It's mine!" Teacher: "What's your name?" Student: "Mulinsen!" Teacher: "Then how did you write your name like this?" Student: "I used multiplication and division!" " "

At the beginning of the new semester, the teacher announced the classroom discipline: in my class, you can relax and have breakfast, but eat nutritious food. Basically, I don't want to see anyone eat anything other than steak; You can sleep, but you must cover yourself with a quilt ... the students laugh. The teacher continued: My only concern is that the mobile phone must be turned off, because I absolutely don't allow anyone to disturb those sleeping classmates. ?

10 ... College students are used to the teacher correcting the key points before the exam. Everyone usually doesn't study hard, just waiting for the teacher to correct the key points and then "surprise". I didn't expect the school to introduce new regulations this year, prohibiting teachers from giving students key points and letting students run around. This morning, the teacher came into the classroom to review before the exam and said, "Students, this year the school stipulates not to draw key points. Do you know? " With that, there was a deep sigh.

The teacher said, "OK, now please take out your books and let's draw an irrelevant line." ?

1 1. Teachers often educate everyone in class. When you see other people's shortcomings and misfortunes, don't laugh at them. One day, Xiaoming said to his teacher, "Today, a child fell into a puddle on campus. Everyone laughed, but I didn't. " "You did the right thing." The teacher praised, "Who fell into the puddle?" "It's me." Xiao Ming replied.

12. When the teacher made a surprise inspection in class, Xiaoming said to Xiaohong sitting in front, "Xiaohong, will you give me a meow when I kick your chair during the exam?"

Xiaohong agreed and passed the exam. Xiaoming kicked Xiaohong's chair, and Xiaohong didn't respond. After a while, Xiaoming kicked again, but Xiaohong still didn't respond. Xiaoming got angry and kicked three feet.

At this time, I only heard Xiaohong make three loud voices: "Meow meow ..."

The happiest time is going to school. Come and see my funny story at school.

Story 1:

Once upon a time, a classmate, a man, heard a baby crying on his cell phone. One day, he was constipated, and he was in pain in the toilet. Then he shouted "Ah ~ ~ ~". Just after shouting, the mobile phone rang, and then I heard his girlfriend shouting in the next room: "Born, born, mother and child are safe." Then this guy became famous in the whole school.

Story 2:

When I was a child, I accompanied my mother to pick up my brother from school.

The teacher saw his mother and said meaningfully, "Your son has a bright future."

Mom: "What's the matter? Teacher. "

Teacher: "I asked him if he was the monitor. He asked me how much I earned as a monitor. "

Story 3:

When I was a child, I went up the mountain with my grandfather to herd cattle. I saw some black fruits similar to jujube along the way, so I picked up one and tasted it. Needless to say, it was really a little fragrant, so I picked up a big bag and shared it with my classmates at school. Everyone thinks it's good. Pick up a big bag every day and sell it at the school gate. Later, he was fired for selling sheep manure.

Story 4:

I still remember when I was a sophomore, near the Double Eleven, the school sent such a notice: Please pay attention to the Double Eleven Shopping Carnival. In order to prevent students from squandering their parents' hard-earned money, the whole school stopped at 23: 59 on 1 10, including all mobile phone numbers around five kilometers, and the recovery time was 165438.

What is the funniest scene in school?

1. The school held a sports meeting. Because there are few boys in the class, the Sports Commission tries its best to attract people to attend. Ironically, a 200-kg roommate was assigned to take part in the triple jump. We were surprised when we learned that, and we questioned, "Can you jump into the pit because you are so fat?" Who knows, my roommate has a well-thought-out plan and smiled confidently and said to everyone, "Don't worry, where I jump, there is a pit!" " "

2. Once a girl wore a navel dress and was called to the office. A group of teachers criticized and persuaded her, but the girl never changed her face and her heart stopped beating. Then the director of the Political and Educational Affairs Office only said a word, and the girl immediately cried ... He said, "You are the only one wearing a navel dress!" " You see your navel is so dirty, it's all gray! "

Freshmen reported that my father sent me to school. Just entering the school gate, a senior from Shuai Shuai came over and held out his hand to his father and said, "Uncle, leave it to me. I will take good care of it. " Dad hesitated, took my hand and put it in the palm of my senior's hand and said, "smelly boy, I won't punish you if you don't take a good look at my daughter!" " "The senior pulled out his hand awkwardly:" Uncle, you'd better give me your luggage. "

A girl met her father at the school gate. She was surprised: "Dad, why are you here?" Her father took her aside and said, "You are a prodigal son. You paid to come to school to study hard, but you gave birth to all your children with others! " ! Say, are you good enough for your mother? "Girl:" Dad, I didn't. who did you hear that from？ "Father: You still want to hide it from me! Your mother and I both saw that your baby in the circle of friends was miserable and had a fever. The doctor said that an injection was needed, which frightened the baby. I came all night! Tell me where my grandson is. Show me!

Once I went to the toilet, the flow of a senior one next to me was relatively large. One of his classmates stared at it for a long time and suddenly said, "A chicken can't judge a book by its appearance, but its bladder has no energy." Suddenly everyone in the toilet laughed so hard that they couldn't pee. . .