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1. There is a female colleague whose son is two and a half years old and has not been weaned. At a dinner party, her son wanted to eat milk. There is a big table at NM. My colleague was embarrassed to feed him, so he lied to his son: I didn't bring it out and put it at home. Her son had to continue to eat white rice in disappointment ... goodbye. That's enough!

A very beautiful beauty, with a bag in her left hand and a drink in her right, walked into the examination room. A male invigilator asked, are you here for shopping or for the exam? The beauty said weakly, I'm here to invigilate, okay?

3. Just leaning against a wall on the side of the road to make a phone call, a beautiful woman came by in a brand-new Buick. She was afraid of me: get out of the way, I want to back you up. With such a large NMD space, you can still lean against the wall when reversing, while reluctantly moving away, and suddenly you kneel down with a bang ... thank you for not killing me. ...

4. In the kindergarten, one day a child pooped and pulled it into his pants! The teacher asked him sternly: Why didn't you tell the teacher that you had to pee? And shit it in your pants? "The child said with tears: The fart collapsed!

I wandered around the gas station for hours. The staff at the gas station can't help it. Several people came up to me and asked me, sir, you have been here for a long time. what can I do for you? "I am embarrassed to say: Sorry, I am quitting smoking ... A funny colleague: Big Brother, you have to hold back! Otherwise, we will all go to heaven. ...

6. Yesterday, a roommate chatted with his girlfriend about QQ, and we all watched it. They are in love, chatting with his girlfriend and suddenly saying, honey, did you eat me? He doesn't understand: why? She replied: Then we can be together forever! Then the roommate said: No! What if we pull it out ... pull it out ...

7. I saw a visual inspection when I was in the hot spring.

Little Lori, about 4 years old. She put a disposable white towel on her shoulder and said excitedly, Mommy, look, look, do you think I look young?

Three? The mother in front turned around with a black line on her face: that's called small.

Two ... small.

two ...

8. Girls' dormitory. A is changing clothes, and B is surprised to ask A: How did your breasts become so small? A: I'm tired of studying recently! As soon as the voice fell, I heard a faint voice from C in the distance: So, are you racking your brains to study?

9. I drove out to play in the rain and there was a puddle on the road. Just as an aunt passed by by on an electric car, she quickly slowed down and splashed her all over. Menstruation glared at me: MD, what's the big deal about having money? I just rolled down the window to apologize, and my aunt gave me another look: MD, it's no use being handsome ... what a pleasant thing to be scolded! 10. I heard that acupuncture and cupping are very effective for losing weight. I also tried it and came back to show my husband some purple around my waist.

Idiot shouted: yeah! Why are you like a stamped pork ... 1 1. A short sister in the class cleans the blackboard. It's really hard for me to see where she cleans it. I went to the podium and said to her, let me help you! She said shyly, thank you. So I put my arm around her waist and picked her up ... she actually called me shameless, and it was really hard to repay my kindness!

12. In the kindergarten, the teacher is interrogating two children who wet the bed during lunch break. One said, teacher, he peed, but I didn't! Teacher: You didn't? Then why is your bed wet? The little guy thought about it and said, I saw him wet the bed, so I laughed at him and laughed and peed.