Jokes to make girls happy, little jokes to make girls happy

In fact, sometimes it is really easy to make a girl happy. Buy her some small gifts that she likes, take her to eat some delicious food, or tell her a few little jokes, and she will be happy. Here are some jokes that are especially suitable for coaxing girls:

The husband held an orchid bowl and said to his wife very solemnly: "Don't throw the bowl again in the future. This bowl was left by your mother." There are only two left now, and you have thrown away the others." The wife rolled her eyes at her husband and said, "Then don't be angry with me in the future, I am also the one left by my mother.

< p> Sleeping in class: The student was sleeping in class and was discovered by the teacher. Teacher: “Why are you sleeping in class? Student: "I didn't sleep!" Teacher: "Then why did you close your eyes?" "Student: "I'm meditating with my eyes closed! Teacher: "Then why are you nodding?" Student: "What you just said makes sense!" Teacher: "Then why are you drooling?" Student: "Teacher, you speak with gusto!" "

There was a beautiful woman in the community who opened an animal clinic. A buddy and I couldn't help but chat up: Hello, is this place for treating animals? She smiled and replied: Yes! Buddy is the first to do so. Step by step, he lay on the hospital bed: Please check me, I am a programmer! Not to be outdone, I immediately lay down next to him: Please check me, too, I am single!

Once! It was raining heavily and I took a taxi back home. I didn’t take two steps to get off the car and found that my phone was missing. I wondered if I had left the car.

I turned around quickly and saw that the car was about to leave, so I yelled something. "Master, stop the car! "Suddenly I found my mobile phone in my hand. When I looked up and saw the car stopped, the master stuck his head out and asked me what was wrong, so I shouted out of urgency: "It's raining heavily, drive slower!" "After saying that, he turned around and left. I still can't imagine what his expression was like at that time...

I went out yesterday and wanted to eat at McDonald's. When I arrived at the door of the store, I was told that I could only eat with beauty. Then I placed the order at the door, paid the delivery fee of 9 yuan, and assigned a delivery boy. I stood side by side with the delivery boy and waited for him to take it. He handed it to me again. This action cost me 9 yuan.