Tian Zeng sui yue Niang prolongs life

Man Chun Gankun Disc is full of doors.

A joke:

Once upon a time, there was a very overbearing rich man. But it is really interesting to say that he doesn't know a great man, but he is afraid that people will say that he has no knowledge, so he pretends to be gentle everywhere. The calligraphy and painting hanging in his house is his name, but in fact he paid someone to write it.

A few days before the Spring Festival, the rich man planned to show his "knowledge" to his relatives and friends during the Spring Festival, so he called Mr. Xue from the village and asked him to help him write Spring Festival couplets. Although Mr. Xue was reluctant, he had to deal with it, even with a stroke of the pen. Of course, I still want to read it to him. This is an ancient Spring Festival couplets:

As the days increase, the sun and the moon increase people's life span.

Come next spring.

Hardly had he finished reading when the rich man got angry: "What? As the days increase, people live longer and longer. How can we all get what we want?

People live longer, even poor children? You changed it for me. 」

"How to change? 」

"Change the mother's birthday girl, my mother's birthday girl. 」

Mr. Xue is angry, hum! You are too overbearing. Well, I must play with you today.

So he said, "Boss, to tell you the truth, this couplet pays attention to antithesis. If the couplet above is changed, so will the couplet below. Otherwise, people will read it.

This is a joke. Who wrote this pair? Too ignorant. 」

"Then you can change it, as long as my mother lives long! 」

"Boss, how to change, or you go ahead. 」

The rich man said unhappily, "why are you so wordy?" As long as my mother extends her life, I don't care what you change. " Then he left. He couldn't read, and later he knew how to fight. Mr. Xue then picked up a brush to brush, and a pair of revised Spring Festival couplets was written.

On the first day of New Year's Day, relatives and friends who come to the rich man's house to pay New Year's greetings come in and out, which is very lively. Among them,

Those who can read a few words hurt their stomachs when they saw the couple at the gate.

It turns out that this pair of Spring Festival couplets is written like this:

Tian Zeng ri yue Niang longevity

Man Chun Gankun Disc is full of doors.