What are some short stories related to Chinese characters?

Little stories related to Chinese characters:

1. Once upon a time, there was a dandy boy who was lazy and did not study hard since he was a child. When I grew up, I often made jokes because of typos. One day his wife said she wanted to eat loquats. He took out a piece of paper from the table and wrote a few words on it. After finishing writing, he called his servant to buy loquats. His wife took the paper, looked at it, and burst into laughter. It turns out that it says "Buy Pipa for five pounds".

Two of the five characters were written incorrectly, and "Loquat" was mistakenly written as "Pipa". After his wife read it, she wrote a limerick at the back: Loquat is not like this pipa, it’s just because of poor literacy back then. If the pipa can bear fruit, all the flutes and drums in the city will be filled with flying flowers. This dandy boy blushed with embarrassment after seeing his wife's poem.

"Loquat" and "Pipa" have the same pronunciation, both pronounced pípa, which are homophones. But "loquat" is a kind of fruit, and "pipa" is a stringed instrument, with completely different meanings and writing methods.

2. One morning, "Tuan" was shopping and suddenly saw "Yuan". He went up to say hello enthusiastically: "Hello! Yuan!" "Yuan" said: "I don't know you. "Tuan" said: "We went together to pay New Year greetings and wish them a happy family reunion. Why did you take off your coat when the weather got hot and you no longer recognized me?"

3 , Once, when the Huns from the north were about to attack the Central Plains, they sent someone to deliver a "battle list" first. The emperor opened it and took a look. It turned out to be the four characters "Tian Xin Gets Rice". None of the civil and military ministers in the Manchu Dynasty could solve this mystery. The emperor had no choice but to publish a list to recruit talents. At this time, an official in the palace named He Tang said that he had a plan to retreat, and the emperor urgently announced that He Tang would go to the palace.

He Tang pointed to the four words on the "War Table" and said to the emperor: "The sky is my country; the heart is the Central Plains; the rice is the Holy One. The heart of heaven takes rice, which is to Seize our country and take the throne of king." The emperor asked anxiously: "What should I do?" He Tang said, "It doesn't matter, I have my own way to retreat." As he said that, he took the pen in his hand and added four words. After making a payment, the original letter was returned to the visitor.

The marshal leading the Huns thought that the Central Plains did not dare to fight, but when he took it apart, he was shocked and ordered his troops to retreat. It turns out that after He Tang added one stroke to each of the four characters "Tianxin takes rice", it became "I may not dare to come".

4. A salesperson in a store wrote the words "Now on sale" on the blackboard. A customer next to him said: "Comrade, when you write the word 'zero' in retail, you wrote another character." The salesperson glared at the customer and said, "Come on, the word 'different' has a vertical knife next to it!"

5. When writing a text, I often write the wrong strokes. Once when I was making a roster, I wrote the word "阝" in the character "Chen" on the right side, and was slapped twenty times by the superior. From then on, the scholar remembered that "阝" should be written on the left side. Unfortunately, he wrote the wrong character "Zheng" again and received another twenty blows.

One day, a man named Nie asked him to write a petition. The clerk was shocked: "I wrote two characters for 'er' and received forty blows. You got three more." 'Ear', will you kill me?"