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The story of Ubisoft, the story of the Monkey King and the black bear monster.
The next day, Tang Priest saw how my cassock disappeared. The Monkey King looked at it and said, "Master, master, don't worry, I'll ask around." When he inquired, it turned out that there was a black bear monster near the temple. He thought, needless to say, he must have stolen my master's cassock. He said to the Tang Priest, "Don't worry, Master, I'll bring the cassock right away." After that, he went to black wind mountain. He parted the clouds and observed carefully. I saw three monsters chatting on the hillside, a black robe, a yellow robe and a white robe. The black robe monster said, "Listen to me. I got a very expensive cassock yesterday. I'm going to use it for a Buddhist costume party to celebrate my birthday." Hearing this, the Monkey King, well, it was you who stole it. He jumped out of the cloud and shouted, "Idle! Bold monsters stealing my master's robe don't count. You have to hold a Buddhist costume meeting to celebrate your birthday. Ok, I'll give you a birthday first! " Said a big lun, killed the monster wearing a white robe, a look turned out to be a white fluttered worm, the two monsters a look at the boy, a stick killed one, frighten ran away, the Monkey King a look, ran away, then went?
It turns out that this monster has entered the cave. The Monkey King looked ahead and saw a big cave. There is a big stone gate at the entrance of the cave. When he pushed it, it was closed tightly. There are six big characters written on the stone gate: black wind mountain, Black Wind Tunnel, "Good, the lair of the emotional monster is here." He raised his golden cudgel and shouted, "Idle! Open the door quickly. " The little monster in the cave trembled with fear. The monster in black robe is the black bear monster. Didn't he run back because of the Monkey King's fright? Even before he caught his breath, he heard the Monkey King coming from the outside, shouting outside, and had to come out with a big gun. the Monkey King could see clearly, and his face was fierce and black, which was ugly. I wonder why this guy is so dark and ugly. The black bear monster said, "Hey, who are you to dare to come to me?" "Aha, you don't know my old. I'm a disciple of Tang's monk and grandson who made a scene in heaven 500 years ago. Bring the cassock quickly, or my old grandson will beat all the monsters in your hole to a pulp. " "Oh, there you are." "Yes, bring it here quickly." "Yes, I brought the cassock. What can you do with me if I don't hand it over? I know you, aren't you Marvin Bi? " The Monkey King was the last person to say that he was Marvin Bi. Hearing what the black bear monster said, he got angry. He jumped up and hit the black bear with a bang. It was a stick. When the black bear monster blocked his gun, the two began to fight. The black bear monster really has two down feathers and is capable enough. They fought from morning till noon, regardless of victory or defeat. The black bear monster has a gun and the Monkey King's golden cudgel. "Last name is Sun." "What kind of hero are you? You've only been fighting for a long time, and you're going to eat. My old grandson is under the Pentagon. Five hundred years later, I don't eat or drink, and I'm not hungry. " "Sun, you are you, I am me, and I have to eat." After that, the black bear monster turned into a black wind with a spear and blew it into the hole. He won't come out when the hole is closed. The Monkey King thought, don't come out. I'll talk to my master first and get even with you later.
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