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Broken teapot
One weekend, he was reading in the teacher's study. Obsessed, I was amazed and knocked over a teapot on the coffee table. When the pot is broken, it can really be said: "Tea smells through the bamboo bushes, and the pot is lonely."
The teacher frowned slightly, and then said half-truths and half-fakes: "Broken (old) Ann. Remember to throw a good pot in the future. "
This pot is everyone's work and the teacher once showed it off. The author of the pot has just been rated as "Top Ten Famous Potters" by domestic authorities. Each pot is valuable, with a height of 10 tens of thousands. At an auction in Hong Kong, an early-fired pine breeze dawn pot sold for 350,000 yuan.
So expensive, for a man who hasn't graduated, it's simply astronomical. Since then, he hasn't pulled every issue of the CCTV Jianbao column. Under his attention, the teapot market rose to the halfway up the mountain like a high tide, which passed his heart.
He gritted his teeth and made up his mind to pay.
So, after graduating from college, he resolutely went to Jingdezhen to learn from the teacher.
Three years later, his apprenticeship expired. And make a good pot. During this period, some unscrupulous businessmen privately asked him to copy the works of famous domestic artists. And generous, of course. One day, he suddenly thought, why not? ...
Teacher's 60th birthday, he took this beautifully packaged pot as a gift to show his respect.
At the banquet, the teacher was very happy, and so was he.
As a result, the teacher was as drunk as a fiddler. The teacher held his hand tightly and told him that the pot he accidentally knocked over before was a fake he bought at Panjiayuan for fifty yuan.
A casual joke, unexpectedly. ...
Now, put down a real jar! The teacher was overjoyed.
Hearing this, he was immediately shocked.
Crash, the sound of broken cans is deafening in an instant.
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