A dialogue about humor

1. Giraffe married a monkey, and a year later, Giraffe filed for divorce: I will never live this kind of jumping up and down again! Monkey is furious: leave! Who has seen kissing and climbing trees! 2. Chickens complain with cows. It's unfair that people let us lay more eggs and plan our own children. The cow said, "What's your little grievance? So many people eat my milk. Who called me mom? Two frogs fell in love and got married, and gave birth to a toad. The male frog was furious and said, bitch, what's the matter? Mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you. 4. Xiao Lv asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day, but the cows feed every meal? The old donkey sighed, we can't compete with men. We eat by running errands, and others eat by breasts! 5. Ducks and crabs race to the finish line together, and it is difficult to tell the winner. The referee said: You have scissors, stone and cloth, and the ducks are furious: Shit, count me in? As soon as it comes out, it's cloth. He always scissors. The dog said to the bear, Marry me. Marry me, and you will be happy. The bear said, I won't marry. If I marry you, I will only have a bear. If I marry a cat, I will have a panda. That would be noble! 7. Bees chase butterflies, but butterflies marry snails. The bee doesn't understand: where is he better than me? Butterfly replied: people have their own houses, unlike you who live in dormitories. .