Humorous joke: you say how blind I am, and I will have a crush on you.

My daughter-in-law sitting on the sofa suddenly asked me, "Husband, there are so many beautiful women in your company. Are you attracted to you? " I dragged my feet and said, "No …" My wife asked again, as if she had decided something: "Really?" I was a little puzzled and said in a positive tone, "I swear, I really didn't!" " "My wife ate a melon seed and said in a very fucked-up tone," Alas! Why did you say that I was blind and had a crush on you? "I ... . .