Are there any jokes, riddles, or skits about promoting the national spirit? It will be used by primary school students to attend class meetings soon.

1. Dr. Li of the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology has been practicing medicine for many years. Through his efforts, many infertile families have children.

Recently he received a plaque to express his gratitude, with four golden characters engraved on it - out of nothing.

2. The psychiatrist asked the patient: "Have you heard some sounds, but you don't know who is speaking or where the sounds are coming from?"

"Yes. ."

"When did this happen?"

"When I answered the phone."

3. The doctor said to the patient, " I have bad news and good news."

The patient asked, "Oh my God! What's the bad news?"

The doctor replied, "In my experience, you can only He can’t live more than 24 hours.”

The patient cried and asked, “What could be worse than this?”

The doctor said, “I have been looking for you for three days. , I can’t contact you.”

4. The dean said to a mentally ill patient: This time you saved a man who fell into the water and performed well. Unfortunately, he hanged himself again.

The mental patient said proudly: I hung him up to dry!

5. An illiterate girl went to the doctor for dizziness on the second day after her wedding.

The doctor asked: What did you eat yesterday?

Answer: I took eight birth control pills.

The doctor asked: Why don’t you take the medicine according to the instructions?

Answer: Just follow the instructions, it says one tablet at a time!

The doctor fell to the ground immediately...

Old farmer Jiao Boss has not seen a doctor for most of his life. This time he really couldn't bear to go to the city to see a doctor.

Doctor: "Where do you feel pain?"

Boss Jiao: "I, it hurts there."

Doctor: "Where do you feel pain?"

Boss Jiao: "I, it hurts there."

Doctor: "Where do you feel pain?"

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Boss Jiao: "I, it hurts right there."

Doctor: "Ouch! Do you have pain in your reproductive organs?"

Boss Jiao: "I hurt when I'm angry, but it hurts even when I'm not angry."

Doctor: "Then your testicles hurt?"

Boss Jiao: "I, yes It hurts after the procedure, but it also hurts without the procedure."

Doctor: "Okay, you want to do a blood test, a urine test, and a stool test first?"

The doctor writes out the test sheet and hands it over. To Boss Jiao, Boss Jiao looked embarrassed, but he gritted his teeth and went out.

After a while, Boss Jiao came back, full of guilt. Boss Jiao said: "Doctor, I swallowed blood and urine. I really can't swallow this shit."

Doctor: "You go back and take your medicine on time, and you are not allowed to have sex within a month."

Boss Jiao: "What? My grandfather's surname is Jiao, my father's surname is Jiao, and even my son My daughter’s surname is Jiao, why shouldn’t I be surnamed Jiao within a month?”

My son had a fever, so I took him to the hospital for an intravenous drip. The nurse said to her son: "Kid, don't be afraid. Auntie will give you some sugar water, and your illness will be cured immediately!" The son looked at the little girl next to him who was getting dark brown syrup and said, "Auntie, I want to give you a Coke. Don't drink sugar water! "

1. Xiao Gao's father was hospitalized due to illness. He was arranged to live in bed 3. The old man who lived in bed 2 was named Liu and he was a warm-hearted man.

On this day, Xiao Gao's father was in the process of injecting the needle. The drip was almost finished, but the nurse hadn't come yet. Old Liu said to Xiao Gao: "You take care of your father, and I'll call the nurse for you."

Speaking, Lao Liu came to the door of the ward and shouted: "Nurse, come here quickly, bed 3 is almost finished."

Xiao Gao felt that the word "finished" was very unlucky, so he hurriedly said: " You shouted wrong, the medicine is finished."

When Old Liu heard this, he quickly changed his words: "Nurse, come quickly, the third bed is about to be finished..."

2. One. The patient was going to have a minor operation the next day. He asked a beautiful female nurse: After I recover next Saturday, can I invite you to dinner?

The nurse smiled sweetly and replied: Sir, I don’t know either. You can ask the doctor who performs the surgery on you tomorrow. He is my fiancé.

3. Dumb fell ill and was hospitalized, and his roommate started chatting with him.

Roommate: Why were you hospitalized?

Dumb: I have tonsil surgery tomorrow. I’m really scared.

Roommate: It’s nothing to be afraid of. I had tonsil surgery when I was in first grade, and I still ate ice cream the next day.

Dumb: Really? Then why were you hospitalized?

Roommate: undergoing circumcision surgery.

Dumb: Oh! That's terrible! I had this surgery right after birth and it was a year before I could walk!

4. When I was a nurse in a hospital, one of my jobs was to ask patients if they were allergic to anything. If so, I would write it on a label and wrap it around on the patient's wrist.

Once, when I asked an elderly woman if she was allergic to anything, she said she couldn't eat bananas. To my surprise, a few hours later, an angry man walked into the nurse's office and yelled, "Who labeled my mom a 'banana'!"

Sorry, I just Know this.