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cold joke ...

All three people went to hell after they died, and only one person went to heaven. God asked them, tell me which one of you is the worst, and I will let him go to heaven.

First person: I'm a cleaner. One day, I was cleaning the glass on the 20th floor and accidentally fell down. I didn't expect to reach the balcony on the 13 floor with my bare hands. I thought: Thank God, my ancestors blessed me and I survived! Unexpectedly, a pair of hands broke my hand on 13 floor, and I fell again. I think I must be finished. I didn't expect to fall into the tent in 1 1 building. I'm not dead. God has eyes! Just when I was glad, the refrigerator upstairs was smashed! ! ! I came here. ...

Second person: I am a company employee. I have a beautiful wife, but I have a heart attack. One day I came home and saw my wife with long hair. I knew she was ... I was looking for an adulterer at home. There is no one in the kitchen and bathroom. Suddenly I saw a pair of hands on the balcony. I thought it must be an adulterer, so I broke his hand. Unexpectedly, he died and fell to 60.

Third person: I am a gangster. I was at my girlfriend's house that day. I didn't expect her husband to come back I have no choice but to hide in the refrigerator. I didn't expect her husband to know that I was hiding in the refrigerator and threw me downstairs. I also came here. ...