Funny and naughty cross phrases

1, those who love me will get rich, and those who don't love me will move bricks.

I have no ambition in my life, just want to get rich.

After working for five minutes, the mobile phone became jealous and coaxed for two hours.

4. The photo is fake, and I am cuter.

When you have a holiday, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look around, but also walk around.

6. What is success? Ma Yun doesn't even have my WeChat and you do.

7. Someone saved your number to call you, but I'm different. I didn't answer.

8. Life is bumpy everywhere, and the eldest brother laughs last.

9. Life should not only be sweet, but also eat meat.

10, every catty of meat in the Year of the Pig is happy meat.

1 1. The forest is so big that I can't find a hanging tree.

12, people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces.