An ambiguous joke that amuses women.

1. A girl was caught by the teacher because she was sleeping in class. The teacher punished her for running around in the playground. It happened that it was raining in Mao Mao on the playground that day, so the girl had to run in the rain. At this time, a boy came up to the girl with an umbrella and gave her an umbrella. So the two men ran to open an umbrella together. The girl was moved beyond measure and thanked the boy incoherently. Then she blushed and whispered, "Sorry, I have a boyfriend." The boy bowed his head and thought for a moment, then said shyly to the girl, "You misunderstood. This umbrella is ten yuan."

Just now, I was walking on the road and got a phone call from a strange woman. She said, "Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan in our company! " Before I could speak, she smiled to herself and said, "I'm sorry, I lied for the first time, but I can't help it." Then she hung up and let me stand in the wind.

3. The teacher asked: You invited a girl you like to dinner. How should I say politely if I want to go to the bathroom?

A: I have to pee!

Teacher: It's not polite at all.

Classmate: I'm going to the toilet. I'll be right back.

Teacher: Well, that's good, but there are more polite ones.

C: Excuse me. I'm going to meet a good friend. If possible, I'd like to have a chance to introduce him to you tonight. ..

Just now, I went to the supermarket to buy food. When I came out, a four-or five-year-old child accidentally stepped on my foot and said I was sorry. I thought he was very sensible and didn't say anything, so I gave him a piece of candy to eat. Then, Xiong Haizi paused, looked at me and stepped on me.

For women, choosing a man is like doing English reading comprehension. When you don't understand, choose the longest one.

6. The girl finally got up the courage to confess to the boy and shyly asked the boy, "Do you like me?"

The boy said, "No."

The girl was heartbroken and turned away.

At this moment, the boy stopped the girl and said to her, "Fool, you haven't asked me if I love you."

The girl smiled through tears: "Do you love me or not?"

"Don't love.

7. Get along with my sister. The point is: if she is not deeply involved in the world, take her to see the prosperity of the world; If her heart is full of vicissitudes, take her to the merry-go-round.

The essence of getting along with a man is: if he is the seed of love, you take off your clothes; If he reads countless people, you are by the fire.

The ambiguous jokes that amuse women are as simple as that. You just need to find some ambiguous jokes and tell them to women at the right time.