What classic dialogue god reply jokes do you have?

1. What four words can be used to quell the contradiction in China? God replied: New Year's Day. 2. How to shut him up when quarreling with his girlfriend? God replied, "you are nothing but beautiful!" " "3. The magic pen Ma Liang drew a dot on the wall, drew three arcs on it, and then _ _. God replied: I took out my mobile phone and connected to WiFi. I heard that sleeping can beautify, so I'm going to sleep for beauty. God replied: a woman with a melon face sleeps in beauty sleep, and a steamed stuffed bun face like you can only sleep in a cage. The office is a magical place. The mobile phone, wallet and keys are all on the table, and no one will touch them for a week, but as long as your pen is out of sight for a while, its whereabouts are unknown! God replied: Dormitory is a magical place. Your mobile phone, wallet and keys are all on the table, and no one will touch them for a week, but as long as your snacks are on the table and you go out for a while, your whereabouts will be unknown. 6. Why does China play football so badly? God replied: Because physical education class was occupied by other teachers. 7. What did your boyfriend give you? God replied: send me back to the dormitory. 8. Why is my face so big and my body so wide? God replied: Because you were brought up by your parents.