Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - At this time, Beethoven's "Symphony of Destiny" sounded in her ears. So she followed the sound of the music: boom boom boom—boom...it was solved naturally. She was secretly glad. At this time, she not

At this time, Beethoven's "Symphony of Destiny" sounded in her ears. So she followed the sound of the music: boom boom boom—boom...it was solved naturally. She was secretly glad. At this time, she not

At this time, Beethoven's "Symphony of Destiny" sounded in her ears. So she followed the sound of the music: boom boom boom—boom...it was solved naturally. She was secretly glad. At this time, she noticed that many passengers covered their noses and stared at her. It turned out that "Symphony of Destiny" came not from the radio in the car, but from her Walkman. 8. In class, Xiao Ming, who sits in the first row, always farts. The teacher couldn't stand it anymore, so he said to him: "Can you keep silent?" After a while, Xiao Ming was seen sitting there shaking and shaking. The teacher was very surprised and asked him what was wrong. Xiao Ming said: "I set it to vibrate!" 9. One time after dinner, I farted very loudly. At this time, the TV was singing: "I want to think about it so much, I want to think about it so much..." The family members laughed like crazy at that time. 10. On the bus, a young girl and an old lady were sitting together. The young girl wanted to fart, but was embarrassed and couldn't hold it in, so she pretended to clean the glass with her hands. With the friction sound, she farted several times in succession. At this time, the boss lady on the side said to her calmly: "The sound is okay, but what about the taste?" 11. One hero has three gangs, and one beauty has three pursuits. Yingzi has three suitors: Xiaotao, Xiaodong and Xiaoqing. Sakurako is good at everything, but she has one problem: she likes to fart. At a social celebration meeting, Yingzi started farting again. When the first one was played, Xiaodong stood up quickly: "I'm sorry, everyone, I played the one just now." Yingzi was very grateful. When the second one was played, Xiaoqing stood up without saying a word: "I'm sorry, it was me who played it!" Yingzi cast an approving look at him. However, the third one was really too loud... At this time, Xiao Tao stepped forward, stood up and announced: "Dear colleagues, from now on, all this lady's farts are mine!" 12. Come back from get off work , walking happily on the road in the community, passing a small car. I suddenly and boldly farted, causing the car's anti-theft alarm to make a loud noise. The owner of the car heard the sound and ran over from a distance.