Jokes about the construction of the motherland

A group of patriotic youths boycotted Carrefour's return, wanting more, suddenly saw a suspected French flag enjoying the cool in the street, and immediately rushed forward and violently leveled it.

The flag shouted: Wrong, even the Dutch flag!

Patriotic youth roared, damn it, I didn't recognize you lying on the ground pretending to be dead! ……%*￥~~^#&； @…

There are three mosquitoes showing their flying skills. We farted for a long time, quarreled for a long time, and couldn't tell the outcome, so we decided to "show off" each other.

The British mosquito attacked for the first time and saw it fly to a frog and turn around it several times. When it came back, it saw the frog's tongue tied a slipknot, and it proudly said, I'll tell you! In my hometown, if you don't have this ability, you will soon be finished!

American mosquito sneered twice: Hum! Carving worms, not to mention! ! So he flew to the two frogs and ran back and forth between them several times. When he came back, the tongues of two frogs formed a fast knot. He said, humph! In my hometown, you have to live like this!

China Mosquito replied disdainfully: Just kidding! In our hometown, we have never seen such bad technology! British and American mosquitoes said unconvinced, you said this! ? How capable do you think you are? So China mosquitoes flew to a group of frogs and shuttled among them several times. When they came back, they saw their tongues pulled together and became a ... "Chinese knot". ...

1. An China, a Japanese and an American went to explore the forest together. Unfortunately, they were caught by a group of aborigines. The aborigine chief told them that everyone must get enough boards before they can leave, but they can make a condition before they get them. First of all, the American wants to stand up and ask for a cushion on his ass. The director agreed. So Americans began to be beaten, the first 50 boards were average, and the last 50 boards were bloody because the mat was smashed. After being beaten, the American walked away, clutching his ass in pain.

At this time, the Japanese came forward and asked for a mattress on his ass. The chief agreed, and the Japanese stood up happily after the fight, boasting about his imagination with great satisfaction, but he didn't leave. He wants to see Chinese jokes.

As a result, the China people walked up to the chief unhurriedly and said, "Give me the Japanese mat and give me a good beating." . . . .

There is an American, a German, a Japanese and an American on the plane. Halfway through, the plane suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that someone had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American showed his personal heroism and went to the door of the plane and shouted: China and other countries are in pieces! ! Then I jumped!

The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy, and one person had to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: The German Empire has collapsed!

Jumped down, too

The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced: no, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese rushed to hold China's hand: Good brother, I won't forget you! The people of China shouted: Long live the people and country of China! ! Then I kicked the Japanese down with one foot! !