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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a terrorist?
Girlfriend is angry.
When my girlfriend got rich, my family turned upside down. Terrorists, those are all purposeful attacks. The difference between the two is that you have a home that you can't go back to and a home that you can't go back to.
If a friend is angry, don't say anything. When you are in a better mood, coax him. Isn't there an old saying that a good man doesn't fight with a woman, and a woman's heart is the softest, so if you really love your girlfriend, don't care, and she won't be angry.
Girlfriends are angry mostly because of attitude and details. Girls' chromosomes are xx, while X has thousands of genes, while men's chromosomes are xy, and Y has dozens of genes. Girls have so many genes than boys, there must be something special, such as the depths of girls' hearts and so on.
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