What are the hilarious cross talk lines in "Dialect"?

The cross talk lines are hilarious in dialect. You can speak louder and it won’t waste electricity. If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury it. Here comes a pound of watermelon. Weigh it accurately. Anyone who doesn’t know him won’t eat it. After eating pork, as the saying goes, when people go up high, urine flows down. If I couldn't beat you, I would have fallen out with you. I haven't eaten for several days. Everyone looks like a pancake. They go their own way. Who do you want to say? Who can go, you don’t even like fried noodles, you have forgotten your roots, crosstalk pays attention to four skills, trap, deceive, abduct, deceive, help when there is a difficulty, help even when there is no difficulty, I drank too much last time , used chopsticks as chicken feet and ate one and a half.

The content of cross talk

The word cross talk, an ancient work of onomatopoeia, originally refers to imitating others, also known as cross talk next door. The folk rap art in North China further evolved and developed, and was formed by incorporating beatboxing and other folk art forms. It is generally believed to have been formed during the Xianfeng and Tongzhi years of the Qing Dynasty. It is a folk art form that makes the audience laugh by telling jokes or funny questions and answers.

In the early years of the Republic of China, onomatopoeia gradually developed from one person's imitation of ventriloquism to stand-up jokes, and its name was subsequently changed to cross talk. Crosstalk, after years of development, has finally become the most popular form of crosstalk among audiences.

During the late Qing Dynasty, crosstalk developed its modern characteristics and style. It was mainly in Beijing dialect, but there were also crosstalk in dialects in various places. In the process of forming crosstalk, it extensively drew on the strengths of ventriloquism and storytelling and other arts, blending solemnity with harmony, and Satirical jokes express truth, goodness and beauty, and are characterized by making people laugh. Speaking, learning, teasing and singing are the main artistic means.