The more jokes within 25 words, the better. Thank you, the funnier the better.

The elephant and the ant are husband and wife. One day the elephant died, and the ant was extremely sad: I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life.

, 1. Compared with the rich, you are poor; Compared with the poor, you are rich. This is my first understanding of relativity.

2. Use one word to describe people who are fat but narrow-minded.

3. the feeling of wanting to kiss someone ~ lips move.

4. You are short of fire in your life, so it is suitable for cremation after death. @xianruo

7. My son is playful, and his homework is always pushed from pillar to post.

On Sunday morning, my mother found that he still had a semi-propositional composition "I have a ……" unfinished, so she urged him to write it quickly.

son: mom, can I play for a while before writing this composition?

Mom said angrily, No! If you don't finish this composition first, I won't let you have lunch and deduct your pocket money next week!

half an hour later, my son finished the composition.

Mom picked it up and immediately fossilized it. Her son wrote: I have a stepmother who refuses to let me eat and deducts my pocket money ...

1. Male: In order to keep fit, you have been dieting. We're getting married next month, so why are you eating recklessly?

female: I'm afraid of losing!

m: what are you afraid of losing?

female: when I get married, your mother will order me gold jewelry, okay?

m: what does this have to do with eating?

female: nima, with my thin neck and small hands, I won't lose money by then! @ 京京京京

11. After many twists and turns and contests, the police finally caught the thief who was good at stealing residential buildings!

policeman: why do you leave a piece of paper in the residents' house every time you steal?

thief: I'm going upstairs with paper. Who dares to doubt that I don't live here?

policeman: then do you know why you caught it?

thief: who would have thought that you would pretend to be a paper seller in the supermarket at the door!

12. Husband: Now people are cheating. You said that bananas shouted 3 yuan, and as soon as I entered the store, I went to 4 yuan, the original rotten 3 yuan.

Wife: I didn't go to a big store. Every clothes brand says 5. I thought the clothes were 5 yuan, but they were 5% off. When I went to 1 yuan, I thought they were all from 1 yuan. Who knows, people were separated, but 1 yuan was broken, and 1 yuan was good.

Husband: You are the same. When I met you, you said you were 22. Later, I learned that you forgot to grow older for five years!

Wife: No one can match you. When I met you, I said I was looking for a graduate student, and you said you were. As a result, you bred pigs!