Funny jokes about eating.

1, male: "Let me ask you something?" Woman: "What is it?" Man: "nutrition experts say that people who eat less are not easy to get old." Is this true? " Woman: "A friend of mine/kloc-has not eaten for 0/0 days, and now he is 25 years old forever ..."

I have a habit since I was a child, that is, I will eat up every grain of food when I eat. Once, my friend and I ordered a fried rice with sour beans. My friend eats like a bird. I ate half of it and the plate was empty. At the checkout, the boss looked at my friend's plate and said, "You have ten pieces of sour beans." Then, pointing to my plate, he frowned and asked, "What did you eat?"

3. A colleague's sister talked about a boyfriend who is Ben. Yesterday, his sister took her boyfriend home for dinner. The whole family thought that her sister could speak Japanese. As a result, her sister was on a business trip when the food was served. The tradition in her hometown is that guests can't move, but her boyfriend keeps moving, so everyone sits awkwardly. Later, his father couldn't wait, and said, "Hey, Taijun, why don't we work in Miss Da ..."

4. Dad runs a restaurant. After dinner in the store that day, he wanted to make up the scene for his father and shouted, "Xiao Er, check out! ! "Dad came over and slapped me:" Your name is Xiao Er? " Me: "Waiter, check out." Another slap: "Did you call the waiter?" Me: "Dad, look." Dad: "If you had done this earlier, wouldn't you have been beaten?" It is said that the guests sat from noon to 9 pm that day, and no one paid the bill. ...

5. Xiaoming: "Do you know what you should treat a girl to?" Xiao Qiang: "Mala Tang! ! "Xiao Ming:" No, no, spicy crayfish. " Xiao Qiang: "Because she has to wear gloves to eat spicy crayfish and can't play with her mobile phone, it is more efficient for you to soak her!" ! ! "Xiao Qiang:" Oh oh ~ "

6. Mom ran home happily: "Girl, don't stay at home, go out with mom and get rich!" " Daughter: "Mom, how did you get rich?" Mom: "Really! You can eat by your face. " Daughter: "Are you making fun of me?" Just like me, eating by face? Mom: "I was hit by a young man on the road just now." I said don't be my son-in-law, or I'll pay 1000. " Daughter: "What about the result? "Mom:" I showed him your photo and immediately took out a thousand dollars. Doesn't that mean you can eat by your face! " "Daughter: ...