What stupid things have you done when your IQ is seriously in arrears?

I think the following are the stupid things I have done, such as:

To wash the car, I think it's quite close anyway. Let's leave now. I didn't remember until I got there. Where is the car? If there is a problem with broadband, call mobile customer service to ask. The young lady asked softly, "Have you seen a red light on the cat?" As soon as I opened the cupboard, the word "China Unicom" on the cat immediately blinded my dog's eyes; One day my colleague asked: How many red sweaters do you have? Me: Just one thing. Colleague: Oh, this is different from yesterday's. I responded loudly: impossible, you must remember wrong! As soon as I lay down in the trough, my sweater was put on backwards.

I indirectly went to make tea and boil water, thinking while picking it up, just because my hands were dirty, I washed my hands after picking up the water. Then, the whole floor was howling like a pig; I went home by train once and bought 16 at 0: 30. 16 that night, I came to the station with my big bag and watched the date on my mobile phone jump from 16 to 17. Tell a relative that the mobile phone screen is broken. He said seriously: cut a screen for me to see ... to tell the truth, this relative is my father; Driving to work in the morning, I suddenly felt that I didn't have my car keys on the way, so I quickly stopped and rummaged through my pockets and bags. Sure enough, I didn't bring it. So I turned around and flew all the way home. The moment I locked the car and pulled out the key, huh? ......

When I got out of the taxi, I called my best friend and rummaged through my bag. My mobile phone is missing and broken. I must have left it in the taxi. My best friend is also anxious to call. Stop the car quickly, don't let it get away. However, after two seconds of silence, we all seem to realize something; Watching TV at home is afraid that I can't find the remote control, so I put it in my pocket. Going out into the elevator, a little brother politely asked me: Go to the first floor? I took out the remote control and said, thank you, I can press it myself. After being in a daze for a while, the little brother laughed and suppressed a pig's cry. ; One day, I took my cat for sterilization, but it was only after I arrived that I found out, alas! The cat is still lying at home. The above is what I think I have done because of my serious IQ arrears.