Jokes about what to eat and what to pull.

The teacher said, "It snows and doesn't rain, but it turns into rain when it hits the ground.

It's more troublesome to change snow into rain, so it's better to rain at the beginning. "

The students told the next couplet: "Teachers don't eat shit when they eat, but they become shit when they eat."

It is much more troublesome to turn rice into shit. You might as well eat shit at first. "

This?