Funny quotations from Northeast Dialect

Funny quotations from Northeast dialect 1, there is no way out without spells.

2. What happened?

3, blind whole Hu Gan, Hu Lai.

4. Wrinkled things are not good.

5. Knock on the door. Exodus: I hit you again.

6. I didn't understand the meaning of beard and stood up.

7. Eagle. Example: If we were here.

8, fruit suction. Example: the finger is ruined! Bury more!

9. Get out of here. Example: hemp! Stop the ink.

10, just now. Exodus: I was just listening! Say it again.

1 1, bitch. Example: This big bitch is really respected (four tones).

12, sweet throat, sweet throat. Example: This sugar is sweet, sweet.

13, flexible oxygen. Exodus: I was killed by mosquitoes.

14, Er Qiao sparrow. Example: shh! Don't scare QiaoEr away.

15, rare to like, love. I cherish you, which means: I love you.

16, yes. Exodus: Don't be so ungrateful. Give me some advice.

17, put the tail. Exodus The cat was caught tightly! Be careful.

18, chewing acid is very sour. Example: This fruit is not ripe; It tastes sour.

19, delicious keg. Exodus: take Luo to feed the chickens.

20. Be proud to like and love. I'm proud of you. I love you.

2 1, dad is bitter, dad is bitter. Exodus: What stupid medicine! Dad is bitter. Dad is bitter.

I missed the bus and got stuck in the mire. Exodus: That's it. The wheel was put in the pit by mistake.

23. Bet on something. Exodus: Have something! Don't just talk without practice.

24. When was the overpayment? Example: Look at your watch. how much is it?

25, and guests. Example: Mom, home is here. Want to buy some wine?

26, strong and comfortable. Example: I have a bad waist. Give me the mallet.

27. partial. My mother is good to my sister, but not good to me at all.

28, the infinite six beasts are bored. Exodus: Five Ridges and Six Beasts Staying at Home These Days.

29, exclusion in order. Exodus: You should line up according to your size.

30. Yanglu is inattentive. Example: Listen carefully and don't be arrogant.

3 1, quack generally refers to something different. Exodus: Look at this son.

32, a little sunshine on my face will light up. Exodus: Don't put on makeup before you go home.

33.Banghard is particularly hard. Exodus: This chick is stewed for you! Help hard! Nobody eats.

34. Maybe. Exodus: Go at once, or she will be kidnapped soon.

35, unstable hair, careless work. Exodus: Be steady, not cold, not astigmatism.

36, snapping up theory, research. Exodus: You two argued very well. I don't understand.

37. Capsule kick refers to the pig's stomach. Exodus: I like to eat and kick Nagata when I am apart.

38. Protect your knees. Exodus: I'm stuck. Suddenly, Pauline went bald.

39. Mom is another dragonfly. Example: Pat the mother on the other side? There is an old nose outside, flying all over the sky.

At 40, my old nose has lost a lot of weight. Ex.: This thing in our house is old-fashioned! Come to my house and I'll get it for you!

4 1, the membrane is in a mess. Exodus: This home makes you happy! Leather!

42. Children play with the bones and joints of animals in Galahad. Exodus: Lao Mei ~ Go and play Galaha!

43. Xiao Ga refers to a teenager. Example: Little Ga! Still showing off in an ostentatious manner, holding you down?

44. An old hen with eggs hatched from old newspapers. Exodus: If you touch a chick, hold it in your arms!

45. Staring at the picture frame is always. Example: What are you talking about? Who doesn't know you? You are like a lamp.

46. Stir in confusion. Exodus: If people do well, your children will be destroyed by Horan.

47. Vernacular language is irrelevant. Exodus: The child is illiterate and has no place.

48. A sour face describes how easy it is for a person to turn his face. Don't argue with him in Exodus, he is a thief with a sour face.

49. Code people call people. Exodus: If you pee, you will be coded! Don't tie your hands here.

50. Don't look down on people, use your eyelids. Who are you answering? Who do you despise?

5 1, look around after the film is released. Exodus: Look at that chick, how happy she is, coquetry everywhere.

52. Two people whisper to each other. Exodus: Those two in the back row, stop whining and stand on the blackboard!

53. Remove objects by pulling with hands or tools. : Exodus Get that bug away quickly, because it's time to get rid of someone.

54. Tiezi also writes posts, referring to lovers. This is my iron, which means: this is my lover.

55, owe Deng Er generally refers to people who have something there. Example: You are everywhere. You owe this lamp.

56. Remember Grant's argument and quarrel? Example: Why don't you two record a wave and copy it? Don't say that.

57. I like it proudly. Exodus: She still thinks how proud I am of her. Come on, pig waist and pig face! .

58. The second chair is gender-neutral. Who just said Chris Lee was number two? What's wrong with it?

59. coquettish means loafing around and looking for trouble. Exodus: Did you add salt? Go and play next to it.

60. Not staring blankly means making people feel uncomfortable. Exodus: You go, here you are. We are all on tiptoe.

6 1. When a man praises others as his mistress, he often says: That's my next fan.

62. My eyes are moist. Exodus: I won't bury you. Wash your face quickly. Still ugly.

63. jiaozi fell at his feet. Example: It snowed yesterday, but I didn't pay attention to it, and suddenly I got stuck in the jiaozi.

64. When a woman praises someone as her boyfriend, she often says: That's my fan.

65. My foot slipped. Example: I slipped on a banana peel today and suddenly got stuck on the ground. I am getting old.

66, ke (k) verb, the meaning of doing, also said: whole. Interestingly, sex between men and women is also called knock.

67. The sea is huge. Exodus: That thing in my house is really terrible. Can I give it to you on the hour? Do you want it?

68. Hulaba describes people as having low IQ. Exodus: Don't play with him, that little Ga Aw Hoe is embarrassed.

69. The favor of a chicken describes the way a person gets angry. Exodus: If you say that you are the favorite of chickens, can you be reasonable?

70. Stop refers to something in my heart, which is more troublesome. Exodus: I quarreled with the thief today. Let's go out and make two drinks.

7 1, showing off in an ostentatious manner generally refers to a person who is unstable and likes to show off. Exodus: don't show off in an ostentatious manner, I'll pin it for you.

72.Sisihaha means very cold and trembling. Exodus: God, it's cold. I'm a little cold outside.

73. There are many halazi, and the saliva is flowing downwards. Example: Hey! Where is Gaha? Be careful, the saliva will come down.

74. Blindness is helpless or at a loss. Exodus: It's over! He went in, and I was blind this time.

75. Scratching means that there is no oil or water or related things for a long time. Exodus: I finally ate some meat. I've been scratching my head these days.

76. Ha (h) Try to make people surrender by coercive and outrageous means, so that the other party can say that they are willing and happy.

77. Soul painting refers to an irregular dirty face. Exodus: Wash your face, do you hear? A face is painted on it, and a soul can't see it?

78. Panting generally refers to being clumsy in doing things and speaking. Exodus: The child can't handle things, and Gaha's stomach is flat.

79. Across the street means that people are relatively strong, unwilling to communicate with others and unsociable. You won't tell them? Why are you so separated?

80. A half-baked underage labor force can only support half an adult. Example: How capable your son is, like an amateur.

8 1, Tu Youyou resisted the war, and he was a special person, willful and clumsy. Exodus: He may say something, but don't believe him. He is a total rebel.

82.Ma generally refers to an uncomfortable reaction after seeing something, which means nausea. Exodus: American ghost movies should be numb, not scary.

83. Peeing is very manly. Exodus: They were fighting the other day, and a boy stole urine! A shell! Get rid of all those boys.

84. The old monk is too old to be respected. Exodus: The old man always eats his eyes and plays with money all day to recruit people to suit his needs.

85. Day-to-day description is fast. Exodus: Look at the dog that came home. It drives away chickens every day. It will be embarrassed when it sees people being scared.

86. Hemp claws describe being at a loss, just like a mouse being hit by a clip. Exodus: The guy who tied firecrackers exploded, which startled Xiao Ga.

87. Pull grain or articles to be baptized by sunshine or wind. Example: I can't eat sausage after poking it outside for a few days. Bring it in quickly.

88. The mouse described it as scared silly, half dead, and faded like a mouse that had taken rat poison. Exodus: I fell asleep as soon as I saw him with a knife.

89. A flat ditch with two sharp points. Jumping insects that look like locusts. Example: Hey! Look, there is a flat slot in it! Be the boss!

Funny quotations from the past in Northeast China

1, the humble room was empty, and the bed was full of fluorene. 2, the husband has no relatives and has always been very good to others.

3. A gentleman is figurative, while a villain is figurative.

If you want to be a big shot, you can use it endlessly.

5. We also swam, but it was fun.

6. Huang Laoxie, you can pretend with us.

7. Hey, let me recite a poem for you.

8. I have read classics since I was a child, and I have the power to grow.

9. Xiao Lai who is drunk in the frost forest always makes people cry.

10, I took a long breath to hide my tears and lamented the hardships of people's lives.

1 1, the biggest opportunity is always reserved for thick-skinned people.

12, it looks obvious at close range, flying in the distance.

13, and too much resentment, there will be more resentment, can it be considered good?

14, he had to live with the monthly guests, not by the plum blossom but by the willow.

15, the beauty of painters should be natural, not immortal, not immortal.

People near the moon are like spring on the edge of Liu Mei.

17, today, children want to raise, never give up, and it is too late to regret.

18, bonzi, you are awesome.

19, three unique wines under the seat, and guests in front of the building are stationed in Wuyun car.

20, people, don't make trouble easily, if something happens, don't be afraid of things.

2 1, two dog, did you go to YX when you bombed the embassy?

22, let go of the HarmonyOS system in love, only for romantic love.

23, you go now, I won't hit you; If you don't leave, I'll kill you.

24, how do you cut him, I will cut you, no special temper?

25. The bombing of the embassy is not a good thing. What's so funny?

Pillar, can't you change your temper and talk to me properly?

27. If the army is strong, it will die. If the wood is strong, it will be folded. Strong is weak.

28. Do you adapt to this society or does this society adapt to you?

29. People who have loved are happy, and I don't even have a chance to love.

30. A woman who tried to protect herself when she was young. Later, they became other people's wives.

3 1, it is the sage who holds the left deed without blaming others, so there is a virtue deed without a company.

32. What is a brother? Brothers mean not to involve them when you are in trouble.

33. The road is a high school in the mountains with crystal clear snow; If you don't want to, you will live alone in the world.

34, this is the brother, share weal and woe, and block yourself when you are in trouble.

35, soldiers are unknown, not a gentleman's weapon, but have to use it, but indifferent.

No matter which country you come from, hotels in China must follow the rules of China!

Huang Laoxie, if you don't pack to force, you're dead! Li Lao's stick once really didn't like it and scolded 1.

38. After talking, you, Uncle Liu, I have been mixed up for so many years, and I really don't know what it means to make friends.

39. When money exceeds a certain amount, it loses its meaning. Only spiritual communication is eternal.

40. I am a jade, and I never touch porcelain. Even if I touch it, I need porcelain like a table to take me to touch it.

4 1 I'm Huang Laoxie from the west of the city. I'm begging the enemy for life and death. When he is injured one day, he will be covered in blood!

42, blue sky and yellow flowers, the west wind is tight, the north geese fly south, and the Xiaofeng who is drunk in the frost forest always makes people cry.

43. Men rule the world through their own struggles, while women rule the world by ruling men.

44. It is precisely because you have always been thin-skinned in front of others, so sometimes you are thicker, and others can't refuse.

45. Since ancient times, no matter how social strata are divided in China, officials are above business, and it is difficult for business people to grow up without the support of officials.

46. Hi! Cao, I earn money by my own craft. What do I kowtow to? It's not that I have a bad temper. Let me ask you, where do I kowtow?

47. Time will grow old, but youth will not. However, friends are like wine. The longer it is preserved, the better it tastes. Friends are the most precious wealth in a person's life.

48. The falling rain sprinkled on the river to make it clear in autumn. The bleak frost wind is tight, the river surface of the mountains and rivers is deserted, and the setting sun shines on the tall buildings. It is the decline of the river, it is the decline of the river. Only the surging Yangtze River flows eastward silently.

49. The appearance of law is not to put an end to crime, because it can't put an end to crime at all. The fundamental purpose of the law is to reduce crime and deter those who want to commit crimes but have not made up their minds, so that they will not commit crimes.

Funny quotations from classical philosophy-funny quotations

When will there be a bright moon? Ask your roommate about the wine. I wonder if the handsome guy next door has a girlfriend?

Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

Mom's suggestion: Daughter, you should eat a little properly to lose weight!

Spring is a period of high incidence of colds and feelings. Some people accidentally caught a cold, and some people accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

I am also an infatuated seed. It rained and drowned.

Money is not everything, sometimes it is needed.

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

God, did you let summer and winter live together? ! This kind of weather!

When the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods!

Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

Do whatever you want!

Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

I want to puppy love, but it's too late. ...

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a hundred-dollar bill, press "CTRLC" and keep "CTRLV" all the time.

I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you, I will live in vain.

Please raise your hand if you love me, and stand on your head if you don't love me.

Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always change it.

The happiest thing: sleep until you wake up naturally. Count the money and count the cramps in your hands. The saddest thing: sleep until your hand cramps, and count the money until you wake up naturally.

Money can buy a house, but not a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain.

Everyone wants to be different from others, and everyone is the same as a result.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. When we are old, the mirror is flat.

A scholar dies as a confidant, and a woman is a lover of herself.

If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

The effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become a' person'.

Asking how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art.

If marriage is the grave of love, then I expect someone to bury me.

I am not a casual person. I'm not a person when I get up casually

To be a man, you must be a person who wanders between cow A and cow C.

You can go as far as you want.

Lie down where you fell.

Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

Lovers form families.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face …

A tree will die if it is not skinned; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

I will have a son named "handsome" in the future, so everyone will say "handsome dad" when they see me.

Work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, and people are empty.

The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

I was drunk and nobody obeyed, so I held the wall.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

You know what, big brother? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. ...

Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

A female classmate is darker and her boyfriend is whiter. One day, the poison queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her, "You can't do this, you will have zebras."

I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

God said, let there be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.

My name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata …

The farmer's three punches hurt a little.

In fact, I have always been very popular: I was loved by everyone when I was a child, and now I am loved by a bitch.

Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

As long as you work hard, shit is serious.

Who runs fastest? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

When spring comes, a flock of geese fly north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while.

Tigers don't show off. You think I'm HELLOKITTY!

Donkey, yes, read it backwards and follow it.

The highest state of self-help: help the wall in, help the wall out.

No money, no power, no matter how good it is for you, can you come with me?

Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

Go to Google and Baidu to see.

Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...

You can go as far as you want!

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?

When I woke up, it was dark.

If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.

I am losing weight except eating every day. You say I have no perseverance?

I won't tell you if I kill you.

Any problem that money can solve is not a problem.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it's better to mix kindergartens!

Even believe in advertisements. Are you stupid in your studies?

How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

God, my clothes have lost weight again!

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk without eating.

There is an old legend-people who can see beautiful women on XX campus will live forever.

Healthy and relaxed; Living is easy; Life is not easy.

My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "it".

I am different from you because I am human.

I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

God gave us youth and acne.

If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

Boys are poor, or don't know how to struggle, girls are rich, or they are coaxed away by a piece of cake.

Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!

Love is a kind of helplessness, being loved is a gesture, waiting for love is an expectation, and not loving is an ability.

The beauty of a woman lies in her unrepentant stupidity, and the beauty of a man lies in being a ghost every day.

Interesting quotation

1. People come and go saying that you two are crazy, but you have to say: our image spokesperson, Haier Brothers.

Look at your face, it's a pimple on your face, and it's also a rash with a mask during SARS.

A flock of geese fly south and jump west when they see your face. Look how scary your face is.

4. Ah, nothing, but I suddenly thought of you when I went to the grave on Qingming Day. So many people are dead, why don't you die?

I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo.

6. Maybe you can contribute to the study of exotic species in China.

7. You should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in jail at once!

8. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.

9. I'm not perfect, but I naturally admit it. What about you?

10. If someone scolds you, say it and say it again! Say it again if you can. If he says it again, say it. That's cute. He will scold you if you say it. Say it again if you can. If he doesn't talk, you can say it, but you dare not. Don't be so arrogant in the future, and then you can go.

1 1. A new generation of washing powder, a new generation of people! A new generation of dog men and women do-love can't close the door! Why don't you close the door? There is a man outside the door! What are men like? Just like you!

12. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your fault to run out and scare people!

13. Your mother is loved by everyone! ~! See you in the car! ~! ~ open the coffin when you see your mother!

14. If you say you are stupid, you are stupid. Said that if you have a son, you have a son. Said that if you have a son, you have a son. Use shorts as vests! ! Haha ~ ~ absolutely a fool!

15. No matter what the other person says, you always answer that you have vegetables between your teeth.

16. If the other person says, nonsense, I didn't eat food today, you are surprised to say it was yesterday, and so on.

17. Because that is very common, if the other party speaks first. Funny quotations teach you to calm down and curse.

18. Look at the clothes you wear every day. Why don't you do something?

19. You are still pursuing fashionable hairstyles. Would you please look at your score of 38?

20. Nongfu Spring, which contains a bottle of its own tap water every day, still feels quite petty.

2 1. Said my man is a man with two legs, short of oil. It seems that your man is a three-legged toad.

22. Don't always live in Hibika. Your family is hungry. Go find Wang Cai next door.

23. You can say, do you want to eat? I can help you dig.

24. Don't always ask others why they don't want to talk to you, because it's too difficult for them to talk to you. Can you believe it?

I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

26. Why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?

27. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.

28. If someone scolds you, you can say, I don't have a sister.

29. Did you treat dichlorvos as cola and let your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin?

30. It's a pity that you don't go to the army. You are so ugly that more than half of you will die if you put it on the battlefield.

3 1. Even the nuclear bomb has been saved. If you had been born a few years earlier, there would not have been the Nanjing Massacre.

32. If I want to have a child, I must let you teach him, and I must teach him history. Look at your face, China will remember five thousand years.

Go home and look in the mirror and take a good look at yourself. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb.

Your parents are happy because of you, because you are too much like them, and you are not like a bought child.

35. You and your dad are standing on Qianmenlouzi Street in winter, with cigarettes in their mouths.

36. You are definitely your mother's own, otherwise how could your mother raise you such an asshole!

37. Do you want someone to hit me? Call out all the cats and dogs in your village.

38. Don't talk about her like that. She has a flower at the head of the village, but since she was a flower, cow dung has disappeared.

Don't swear easily, just put your mother in your pocket.

40. If the teacher hadn't said that littering was not allowed anywhere, I would have thrown you away.

4 1. This is also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.

42. Say I am jealous of you. Dry your tears and have a look.

43. I have nothing to show off in an ostentatious manner except that I am less shameless than you.

44. You mean your old mother has so many beautiful women? Do you feel good if your old mother hurts you? There are so many coquettish 13.

45. I want to talk to you about quality, but I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.

46. Do you deserve to talk about quality? Are you afraid of your mouth rotting? What are the skills of barking dogs? If you really bite me, it will be awesome.

47. Seeing you hanging out with men every day, who loves to watch you throw bones at you?

48. I think you are doing well now. Don't forget what kind of dog you were.

49. Seeing that you are getting weaker every day, I immediately understand what a young lady's body is like.

If you are educated by your mother, you will be taught how to stab others.