Which friend has a good joke message? Give me some quickly! thank you

1, girlfriend! When I am rich, I will use remy martin to flush the toilet for you, light your cigarette with US dollar bills, take a bubble bath with 999 roses, take you to work with Boeing, and use Princess Zhu Huan as your maid! Okay？

Part 1: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back! In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person ~

3. The leaders who congratulate you on Christmas are: she has no underwear in Iran; Panasonic belt in Japan; South Korean prostitutes; Soft and hard in Vietnam; Romania's anxious pants were torn; Saudi Arabia's touch is still tangible and intangible. . .

4. A farmer will kill the chicken tomorrow and feed it at night, saying, Eat quickly, this is your last meal! The next day, I saw the chicken lying down, leaving a suicide note: I have taken rat poison, you don't want to eat me. I'm not fucking easy to mess with ~

5. A mosquito stung his left arm and drank a lot. You were awakened by a sting. At the moment when you waved your right hand to hit the mosquito, the mosquito said to you: Your blood can flow in my body! !

6. You look happy dragging a pig shopping. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.

7. People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and work is very tiring. You can't rob it, you have to pay taxes if you earn money, and you have to pay for texting pigs ~!