Do you have any funny dialogues worth sharing that make you laugh so hard that your stomach hurts?

Today the editor brings you ten funny dialogues, hoping to make you happy.

1. A certain anesthesiologist spoke with a heavy accent. One time, he gave an epidural to an old man. The doctor said to him: "Are your feet numb?" ?

Uncle?......?The anesthesiologist may feel that he speaks too softly, so he continues to ask about numbness in his feet? The uncle continued not to speak and glared at him. The anesthesiologist couldn't bear it and raised his voice: "Speak, are your feet numb?" Uncle: Mom.

2. Two uncles were playing chess. A young man came over and said to one of them: "Uncle, your rook is gone." ?The uncle glanced at the chessboard and said slightly displeasedly; ?That word means bicycle (ju).?The young man was stunned for a moment and continued: ?Uncle, your bicycle (ju) is gone?

3. The son came home tremblingly and said: "Dad, I only got 60 points in today's test". The father was very angry and said: "Don't call me dad next time if you get low in the test." The son came back the next day: ?Sorry, brother?

4. I went for an interview today. The interviewer handed me a laptop. Come on, try to sell me this. So I put the notebook under my arm, walked out of the building, and rode my electric bike home. Finally, he called me. ?Send the computer back immediately! Give me 2,000 yuan and it's yours?

5. A robber rushed into the back seat of a car in a hurry. After getting in, he found that the driver and the passenger were a man and a woman looking back at him in confusion. He immediately pulled out a gun and threatened them. Arrived? Drive quickly and get rid of the police car behind, otherwise I will kill you with one shot! ?So the man in the passenger seat turned to the woman and said, ?Sister, don’t panic, listen to my instructions and practice the action just now, shift into first gear, release the clutch easily, step on the accelerator lightly, go...go, hey go. ...Hey, hey, yes, let's go...

6. It makes me laugh, are liars so weak now? He called me just now and said, "Hello, Mr. Liu, your son was hit by a car. The accident was serious." ? Then I replied: ?I was hit by someone? He just hung up the phone?

7. The Foolish Old Man moved the mountains, and the Emperor of Heaven was furious and sent two gods to sit on the Taihang and Wangwu Mountains. Yu Gong tried his best to remove the two gods. In desperation, he had no choice but to turn to Zhisou for help. Zhisou smiled slightly and offered a treasure. The treasure spun around and easily lifted the two gods into the air and took them away. Yu Gong exclaimed: "It's so awesome. What kind of treasure is this?" ?Zhisou said: ?This coffee can refresh you. ?

8. The clock rang at twelve o'clock and Cinderella was about to leave. The prince took her hand and said to her: Don't leave, okay? Cinderella said: No, brother, it's time for me.

9. The unit organized a trip abroad, and the administrative girl collected employee ID card information. When she saw mine, she smiled and asked me: "Are you born in the year of the rat?" ? Out of the protection of this zodiac, I replied: ?Yes, but please remove the word 老?. ? She was stunned for a moment, then said "Okay" in confusion and left. As a result, the whole company went out to play, and I was really removed from the list!

10. Call a friend of mine to borrow money. I asked: Where are you? He said: I am sending money to my relatives! I hurriedly said: Just in time, lend me some for urgent needs. Which bank are you in? I will go find you. He said calmly: I am visiting the grave of my hometown, do you want to come?