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I was driving home yesterday and was stopped by the traffic police at a crossroads. The traffic police took out a machine and said, blow! So I boasted: My house 100, more than 500, three Land Rover, six Lamborghini, eight Maserati ...! Traffic police is furious: I let you blow! It dawned on me, so I blew it at the equipment in the hands of the traffic police: this is a lie detector, a special equipment for American agents, imported products, which are very powerful and expensive ... later, it was taken away by 1 10, saying that I was obstructing official duties and was detained by the administration. I wonder, he asked me to blow, but I can't blow like this.