What are the cold jokes or jokes about the Three Kingdoms?

It must be Ma Boyong's Three Kingdoms Mandarin, which is humorous and full of knowledge, subtle but not difficult to understand. I found that I couldn't find the original text in my collection before, so I had to pick one from Baidu Post Bar. I hope I didn't miss it. ...

PS: If you don't understand, you can search Baidu. There are basically explanations.

★ One

In seventeen years, Saibei sent a box of cakes. Mao wrote the word "one-on-one hit and crisp" on the box and put it on his desk. When Yang Xiu saw it, he took a spoon and shared it with others. People asked him why, and replied, "The books on the box are fragile. How dare you disobey the orders of the Prime Minister?" All the happiness was swept away. Yu Xun was ill late. When he saw the box, he asked for help: "What is this?" Xiudui said, "Take whatever the Prime Minister gives you." When I was angry, I was empty, so I drank the medicine and died. At the age of fifty. Pay tribute to Hou.

★ bis

The late Lord paid tribute to the empress, and the chariot general Zhang Fei's eldest daughter also. At the beginning, in the fifth year of Jian 'an, there was a 13-year-old girl in Xia who went out to collect firewood in this county, and the income was earned by Zhang Fei. The concubine knew his good daughter, so she married her and gave birth to a daughter, which was a pity for my loss. In the first year of Zhangwu, before the late Lord established a queen, Liang said to his ministers, "Therefore, the daughter of Zhang Fei, a chariot-riding general, is very virtuous and seventeen years old, and should be taken as the official palace." The queen will accept it. After dawn, he died young, and the speaker or the person who thought that Chengdu could build a temple did not obey, and the wild owner resented Ge Gong's remarks.

Zhu Pei quoted the cloud "Farewell": "Fei looks eight feet long, with a leopard head and eyes and a beard; The face of the deep, the body and arms of the tiger, the belly of the tiger and the waist of the wolf are all brave. "

★ ter

Cao Cao and Ma Chao fought in Tongguan. Western soldiers were brave and rode on them. Cao Cao was defeated, so they fled in defeat. In the chaos, Cao Cao mixed in, and Ma Chao rode behind, shouting, "Cao Cao, bearded." Cao Cao was so frightened that he had to cut off his robe and cover his face with a flag horn before he died and returned to camp. When everyone came to meet him, Cao Cao touched his knees and wept, saying, "If the clouds are on the side, the loneliness will not end here." The generals asked, "Guan Yu is excellent in martial arts. Does the Prime Minister think much? " Cao Cao replied, "I think clouds are beautiful."

★ quater

During the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, Fan Qin, the right assistant minister of the Ministry of War, built Tianyi Pavilion, placed Gushan and orphans, and took good care of them as soon as possible, with a volume of more than 70,000 copies. Sometimes a servant casually raises a candle and walks around the pavilion. Don't pour water in nursing homes. When putting out the fire, Fan Qin checked the ancient books, and there were two overlapping pages in The History of the Three Kingdoms and Fan Wenzheng Gongji, and many words were usurped from each other. Fan Qin opened the book and saw that there were still traces in ZhuGeLiangChuan. On it, he said, "I made it clear that the middle road collapsed before the first emperor's career was half finished." In the second year, the government was harmonious and everything went smoothly. "

★ 5

There are two women in Guanyu Town, Jingzhou, one is called Rong. Sun Quan sent messengers to ask for relatives. Guan Yu was very happy, but he didn't know how to choose between two women. The messenger repeatedly urged Guan Yu to call his two daughters to the front and said, "The marriage between Han and Wu is a national event. Who can do it? " 14 years old has the wind of being a father and gave a step commitment. Yu Daxie said to the messenger, "My daughter Yan can marry Kwon Zi."

Startled, the emissary turned to Jiangdong and told Sun Quan, "General Guan is ashamed of his appearance, but he said that a tiger girl can't marry a son." Sun Quan was angry, so he went north to Cao Wei and joined forces to attack Jing.

Guan Yu, whose name is Yunchang, is also from Xie Xian County, Hedong. At that time, Zhao Yan was very different from Jiangnan dialect. The north stagnates in turbidity, while the south loses in shallowness, and they are not connected with each other. Many people are wrong, wrong.

★ Sexy

Cao Cao was suspicious of ghosts, afraid of digging graves after death, and wrote a letter saying, "The world is not yet stable, so we can't follow the ancient times. After the burial, the mausoleum was not laid, and the grass was planted on it. By the second year, no one knew where I lived. " Pi wept and worshipped, saying, "Dare you disobey your father's orders?" Therefore, according to the operation order, no masonry is added and the tomb is not sealed. Only two pairs of stone camels and a pair of stone men were set up, and they enjoyed sacrifices at four seasons.

★ Seven

I have lived in Jingzhou for several years. One day, I was beside Liu Biao and suddenly shed tears. The stranger asked about the equipment, and the equipment said, "I often never leave the saddle, and my moustache is gone." If you don't ride today, you will be born in a moustache. The sun and the moon are galloping, and the veteran has arrived, and the achievements have not been built, which is sad. "The banquet was very calm. He said," Don't worry, Liu Bei, you are stroking my beard.

★ Eight

Cao Cao and Shao Xiang refused to go to Guandu. Shao's counselor went into the village at night and asked about Cao Gu. Cao Cao said falsely, "Count for one year." You said, "Gong Ming lied to me. Cao Cao added, "Half a year is still worthwhile. "You don't say anything, just sneer. When Cao Cao left, he thanked him and said, "I wept with joy. How did Teacher Ran know? "You just laughed.

The biography of the Three Kingdoms Chu Xuzhuan says: Chu Xu, whose real name is Zhong Kang, is also a heroine. He is more than eight feet long, with a thick waist and ten waists. He looks brave and fearless, and he is good at drinking. Every time he gives the front dish, he drinks it for a long time, and the left and right sides are in their places. Several people benefited from it, Cao Gongqiang. After that, please ask Yuan Shao to go to Guandu and wait on him often. "

★ Nine

In twenty-four years, Guan Yu led a crowd to attack Coss and Fan. Yu Jin, Pound and other rescues failed. Cao Gong sent Xu Shang and Lv Jianyi to lead troops to sway. The two armies will meet at Sizuka. Feather and sway element love each other, far away from * * * language, but life is not as good as military. A moment later, Xu Shang arrived, and Huang Nai dismounted and said, "If you get the first prize, you will get a thousand pounds." Feather was startled and said, "Brother, what are you talking about?" Huang said: "This is a matter for the country."

★ Ten

Yuan Shao was born a concubine and always cared about himself. When the horse caught up with Shao, Shao said to him, "I can't wait to get off and be laughed at by the path." Meng Qi is also a monk, and I must know my heart. "Super calmly said to him," I'm glad you didn't go out. "

"White Hu Yitong. "Ming" says: "Big Boss, Big Boss Meng."

★ Eleven

When Wei Yan was in Shu, every time he was in the limelight, he wanted to hire 10 thousand soldiers to join forces with Liang in Tongguan, but Liang was a unique skill and was not allowed. I can't stretch my ambition, but I can't breathe. However, he made bad friends with Yang Yi and hated Ge's partiality. Every few years, abdominal cramps, sweating like rain, pommel horse does not help. The doctor said: "The general was hurt by his own emotions, worried and angry, which led to gastrointestinal crossing. This symptom of acid swallowing is also. " The doctor said, "The name may interfere."

"Biography of Wei Yan" says: "Wei Yan, the word feeds Yang, Yiyang people also. When I was young, I was generous and charitable in my hometown. I once said, "But if I had an inch of gold, I would give it back to my hometown." Therefore, the word "Yang" is used to express it. Later, people called it ominous and changed it.

★ Twelve

Meng De failed to stab Dong and Chen Gong won. The palace feels its will, releases it personally, and goes with the fate. Lv Boshe's residence is in the middle road. Chen Gong went to bed early and was alone in a room. And it's enough that Cao Cao and Bertha share the same bed. Bo She said, "Stealing loess is very kind and can tolerate everything. So Xuanyuan is the master of the afterlife and protects his servants. Do you want to serve Xuanyuan and be willing to bear the rise and fall of the world? Cao Cao generously said to him, "Cao Cao should sharpen his mind and shoulder the heavy responsibility of the world." I would rather be negative to the whole world than teach the whole world to be negative to me. "I got up at night in the palace and only heard the second half of Cao Cao's conversation. I was uneasy and left Cao Cao.

★ Thirteen

Cao Cao gave a big banquet in Xudu, and the son of heaven was present. When the banquet was full, he held the wine bottle in front of the emperor and said drunkenly, "Your Majesty knows that if there were no loneliness, how many people in the world would be kings and how many people would be emperors?" The son of heaven was also drunk and said to him, "Yuan Benchu, Sun Zhongmou and Liu Xuande will be with me!" " They laughed and drank all night. When I woke up the next day, I was drunk and forgot all about the past. If no one dares to say, the goodwill between the monarch and the minister is as good as ever.

★ Fifteen of them

Master Wu married Liu Yuzhou's sister, so he can play with beautiful women. She is beautiful and full of emotion, aiming to defeat her ambition by using softness to control rigidity. Liu Yingzhou is happy to stay in Wuzhong Fan in March. One day on a trip, I happened to see a piece of bluestone by the river, so I made a wish: "If I can leave Soochow and return to Jingzhou, it will be a sword to crack the stone." The sword fell, the fire splashed and the bluestone broke, which surprised everyone. Observing Yuzhou repeatedly, he said, "Maybe it's wrong, why not try again?"

Textual research on ancient and modern famous things contains: Jinling has a cross pattern of "hate stone" with two sword marks on it, which was handed down by the ancient Shu masters during the Three Kingdoms period.

★ Sixteen

Mangdang Mountain has different snake shapes, and its tip is flat and green. The locals call them the King of Chen Si. The world is still unsolved, and someone familiar with the local situation said, "This snake venom is very poisonous. Every time it bites a person, it will die in seven steps and fall into a corpse. It was named after his son. "

★ Seventeen

Jian' an has heroes from the western regions, who dare to fight with black faces, and the thirty-six countries are unable to fight against the enemy. Then he went to China with Jia people and visited warriors from all over the world. At that time, everyone said that there was Zhang Fei in Shu, who had the courage to be improper and was the first in the Central Plains. Lux moved to Chengdu and was greeted by a general riding a chariot, but he was defeated. The late master was surprised and said, "I didn't expect this Hu Er to compete with my brother!"

Lux was so arrogant that he returned to the western regions. Every time he bragged, he said, "China people are not as rich as my horse. Remember to inspire future generations. " That is, it was renamed "Said". After reproduction, it became the common name of big food.

★ Eighteen

Ma Chao surrendered to Liu Bei, not an old friend, but an honor. Zhuge Liang was afraid that there would be unfair comments in the old army, so he wrote a book to explain: "Meng was a great hero because he was both civil and military." He is a master of his life, a disciple of Fu and Peng, which his peers can't surpass. " After writing, I asked the book to copy a few copies and distribute them to Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Huang Zhong.

★ nineteen

Liangzhou has many handsome feet, all of which belong to Miracle. In the third year of Zhong Ping, Dong Zhuo got a cool stallion, and he liked it, so he hung it in the camp, posthumous title Red Rabbit. In the first year of Yong Han, Dong Zhuo went to Beijing and handed over the Red Tu to Lu Bu to kill Ding Yuan. Cloth is very happy, galloping in the city, you drive every time; By the third year of Jian 'an, Cao Cao had spread all over Xu, so he gave it to songkhla to invite Guan Yu, and Yu readily accepted it, never leaving. In the twenty-four years of Jian 'an, he attacked Jing and defeated Maicheng. He didn't walk for half a day before he was killed by the pursuers. Songkhla died without forage for several days, and everyone knows his "loyalty".

The "Bole Xiang Ma Jing" says: "Horses are like people, and your time is precious. Over 30 years old, white teeth, almost useless. "

★ 20

Ming Dynasty's "Yu Tang Man Bi" contains: Zheng Dechao has students, handsome and handsome, just like Wen Qu. Moreover, after the provincial examination, the examiner was very surprised. After reading it, he smiled and criticized: "It's really a fine soldier in Hebei." I didn't know what it meant at that time, but one of my classmates explained it with a poem: "The poor white horse must die in Tianjin, and Hebei is the real star. This is a dream. "

◆ 21st

Sun Quan defeated Cao Cao in Chibi and Liu Bei in Xiaoting. He is very arrogant. One day, he gave a big banquet and asked, "How is Cao Cao better than me?"

Zhang Zhao said to him, "Cao Cao has no plan."

He asked, "How is Liu Bei better than me?"

Zhang Zhao said to him, "Liu Bei is also ignorant."

Quan said with a smile, "What am I worse than the two of them?"

Zhang Zhao didn't answer. The next day, the left governor Cheng Pu suddenly died suddenly.

◆ 22

When Cao Cao broke Jingzhou, Pi joined the army with his father. He first led his entourage to Kongming's residence in Nanyang. Seeing a woman crying, Pi stepped forward to ask questions. The woman said, "My concubine is Huang and Zhuge's wife. Because Kong Ming went to war with Yuzhou and refused to travel far, he stayed here. " Pi wanted to make a great contribution, so he ordered him to hold it around, sitting in the class and pressing his sword.

When Cao Cao led his generals into Wollongong and arrived at the entrance of Zhuge Caotang, Huang came out to worship and said, "If I were not a prince, I would like to take a dustpan and broom for him." Cao Cao said, "It's really my son and wife." So xelloss accepted. Pida regrets.

◆ 23

Cao Cao stationed troops in the inclined valley, Xia Houdun entered the account and asked slogans at night. When the official entered the braised pork, Cao Cao casually said, "Braised pork, braised pork!" Dunchuan ordered all officials to call it "braised pork". Yang Xiu, the marching master, read the story of "braised pork" and taught the accompanying sergeant to pack his bags and prepare for his return trip. Stunned, he asked Yang Xiu to ask him why. Xiu said, "Give orders tonight, and Wang Wei will withdraw his troops in a few days. Braised pork is tender, oily but not greasy. Wang Wei is strong in appearance, tired in heart, greedy on the bright side and unwilling on the dark side. Wang Wei will send troops in the future. So pack your bags first, so as not to panic when you leave. " Xia Houdun said, "You really know Wang Wei's heart!" So I packed my bags. Cao Cao was startled, so he called Yang Xiu to ask him and suggested that he cook braised pork. Cao Cao was furious and said, "How dare you make up words and disturb our army!" Those who drink knives and axes, push them and chop them.

◆ 24

After Guan Gong died, he sat down. Red hare was captured by Ma Zhong and presented to Sun Quan. Right is to give Ma Zhong a ride. Pan Zhang said to Ma Zhong, "Dong Zhuo gave this horse to Lu Bu before he died. Cao Cao gave this horse to Guan Yu and died forever. Red rabbits have good ears. I'm afraid it will hurt God. I hope I can check it out. " Ma Zhong is not obedient. After Ma Zhong and Xian fought in Xiaoting, the two armies fought, and Red Rabbit's front hoof suddenly collapsed. Ma Zhong whipped his whip and shouted, "Red rabbit, red rabbit! Today is a trouble for me! " He was killed by Guan Xing.

◆ 25

When Liu Bei was defeated in Nagsaka, Wen Pin stopped him. Liu Bei scolded him: "You traitor. How can I meet people? " Wen Pin was ashamed and led his army to the northeast. Zhang He stopped him, and Liu Bei scolded him, "Why can't a thief who has turned his back on his master meet anyone?" . Zhang He was ashamed and led his troops to the northwest. Chu Xu stopped him and Liu Bei looked south.

◆ XXVI

After Guan Gong was killed, Liu Bei wanted revenge, but suddenly he reported that the envoy of Soochow had arrived. Xuande revealed. The book briefly says, "Solitary and imperial uncle were ministers and butchers of the Han Dynasty. His uncle doesn't want to serve the country and the people, but he acts recklessly and cruelly. Are all kind people like this? Today, I would like to return my wife, tie the general back and return Jingzhou. I will form an alliance forever, and I will destroy xelloss. I should think about the crime of usurping right and wrong. " Xuande was greatly inspired. He looked at the back of the book and approved two more sentences: "You can't be lonely until you die." Liu Bei was furious and sent his troops.

"Biography of Wu Zhu" says: Quan has been afraid of Cao Gong for a long time, and all the imperial paper vessels are printed with eight warning characters.

◆ 27

When my ancestors were young, they sold shoes and knitted seats, and their families were very rich. Its neighbors are poor, and there are mulberry trees on the fence in the southeast corner of the house. From a distance, Tong Tong looks like a car cover, and people blame this tree for being extraordinary. Li Dingyun, a distinguished man, said, "There must be noble people in this family." My ancestors heard about it and bought it for thousands of dollars.

◆ 28

Mao will eventually be defeated and flee to his hometown. Passing through the pass and Zhongmou, someone shouted in the bushes:' This man is Cao Cao. "Later detained, after the release of Chen Gong.

"Heroes" said: In the last years of Emperor Ling, the first master tasted the capital, and then he returned to Peiguo with Cao Gong to woo the United States.

Twenty-nine dollars

Zhang Liao and Sun Quan fought in Hefei and lost power. Zhang Liao asked Wu to surrender: "Who is General Zibeard?" The man replied, "It's Sun Huiji." Zhang Liao said, "I want to ask the Lord Wu, and I am an accountant." Then go straight.

◆ Thirty.

After Cao Cao's training, Cao Pi was called to the couch and sighed, "You have never been a soldier, and your generals are very overbearing. I'm afraid they won't follow you. What can I do? " Pipi cried and said, "Father, don't worry. He doesn't want to follow my walker, so I'll let him follow my father."

◆ XXXI

The patriarch sent Liu Dai and Zhong Wang to attack Pi, but they were both captured by Zhang Guan. Liu Dai was punished and Zhong Wang was released. Guan Yu asked, "What special experience did they have?" The late Lord said, "Nothing, appreciate each other's ears."

Wei Shuwu Diji quoted Wei slightly as saying: Zhong Wang, a man who helped Feng. Three auxiliary chaos, loyalty and hunger.

◆ 32

My late master went to Gongsun Zan, the corps commander, and you were another Sima; My ancestors went to Xuzhou to save Tao Qian. My ancestors were the secretariat of Yuzhou, and they paid back money from Tsao Gong, who was the left general. Known as the Theory of Three Represents Theory Cloud. Pei Songzhi, the minister, said, "My late master was in turmoil all his life and never had leisure. He is often represented by outstanding people, so it is appropriate for him to finally help great causes!

◆ 33

The safari in Sun Ce is attacked by assassins, which is very dangerous. Calling Quan Pei to seal the ribbon, he said, "Raise the people of Jiangdong, make a decisive decision, and compete with the world. Your majesty is not as good as me; Appoint talents, do your best to protect Jiangdong, and you are not as good as me; Xiongzi Yingfa, falling in love, loving husband and wife, Qing is not as good as me; However, due to man's success, his appearance is amazing and his life is extremely expensive. I'm not as good as Qing.

◆ Thirty-four

Yu and Coss fought in Nanjun. The cunning lured him deeply, and the crossbow was fired at once, so he escaped and hit the arrow. Back at the camp, the doctor said, "This arrow is poisonous and cannot be treated urgently. If the blood gas is impulsive, the sore will recur. " Hearing this, Xiao Qiao said, "My husband has a sore, and there is no one to serve him in the army. How can I sit in Jiangdong? " So he got up and went to the army to let his husband and wife come to see him. I sighed and told the left and right to take a pen and paper as Wu Houshu. But he called the generals and said, "I don't want to serve my country faithfully, but my fate is over." Your kindness to the marquis of Wu will achieve great things. "That night, Yu Jian healed and died.

◆ 35

When Xun Yu asked about learning from Xu, Tso gave a banquet and boasted, "Although I am lonely, I still attach importance to learning from the scriptures. My warriors are all good at classics. " Xun Yu asked, "What do you think of Zhong Ni's punishment for Shao Zhengmao?" Cao Hong said in surprise, "It's beyond someone's authority to promise bandits. Please consult General Xiahou. " When Yuan Zhen was asked again in time, his eyes widened. He drew his sword and shouted to him, "Who in Zhong Ni is so good at killing people! It is advisable to pay the official punishment in the name of the company as soon as possible. " Xun Yu was a little skeptical, and then turned to Chu Xu with a little Jiangxi flavor. After a long silence, he replied: "I don't know, or Dong Zhuo quit the party." Xun Yu spoke to Tsao Gong, and Tsao Gong was very angry. He said: "This must be done by Qingzhou soldiers, who are old in the Yellow turban insurrectionary and have exhausted their military discipline." Urgent appeal against scolding. Yu Jin dared not speak, saying that he was dead.

After Xun Zhan went to Nanpi, he paid a visit to Yuan Shao and did everything he could. When I heard that I had a good impression on Cao Shao, I spread all over the world. There is a sentence in it: "I castrated Cao Cao, and there is no virtue. I have always been cruel and unrestrained." I'm ruined. I killed Xu and Si, so heartless, I don't hold a grudge? "

The case of the study of the Jin Dynasty contains: "The chaos of the yellow turban insurrectionary in the Han Dynasty, a thousand miles in a day, lost words, not much to learn."

◆ 37

With the prosperity of the Zhou Dynasty, some foreigners who are good at cuju and Bailey visited China, arrived in Chengdu, entered the Wuhou Temple, and worshipped Huanhou alone. Everyone was puzzled, and Bailey sobbed and said, "So, sir, although I am far away, I still have to worship."

"Biography of the Three Kingdoms and Zhang Fei" contains: "Yizhou Ping, the Brazilian satrap leads the flight."

◆ 38

In the first year of Yongning, Te Li and his brothers Li Yao and Li Yao made an insurrection in Shu, and in Guanghan, he became enemies with Luo Shang, the secretariat of Yizhou. Li's special envoy, NPC (), and his three brothers are all called "Sai Zhuge". Hearing this, the Jin army was frightened. They said to themselves, "Gegong Town has taken care of Shu for many years, but dare not take a look. Just one person! What is the situation today? " So he sneaked away at night.

When the army entered Seoul, there was a white-headed old official who denounced in the street: "Zhuge, the prime minister of heaven, is a talent?" What do you rely on? " He bridled the reins and replied with a smile: "I am good at archery, and I can shoot the horseshoe in a hundred steps;" Big brother is good at playing and can play five athletes; Second brother Liu, who is good at riding, goes into steep ground. These three are better than Zhuge Yuan. "

39 years old

Deng baryon. Shao Cong, who was born at the age of five or six, has the wisdom of an adult. Thirteen years, Jian 'an died in thirteen years. I begged for my life. Death, sadness and sacrifice: Children should be like Sun Zhongmou.

◆ Forty

In three years, Mao defeated Lu Bu in the East, so he rejected Yuan Shao. When discussing the great potential of Shao Jun, he said: "Although there are many Shao Jun, the laws are not complete. Tian Fenggang was guilty, but Xu You died of greed. Shen Pei is an expert. He has no plan and uses it for his own use. There is nothing to be afraid of. "

"Yuan Shaozhuan" said: Yuan Shao is in Hebei, and the six sons are the best in the army: Tian Feng, a giant deer; Xu You, Ji Feng, and Nanyang people also; Shen Pei, Yin An also; Xin Ping, Guo Tu, Yingchuan people also. "Biography of Yu Xun" contains: "Yu Xun, the word Wen Ruo, is also from Yingchuan.

◆ 41

During the Ming-Yong period, there were literati in Fujian who were good at writing strange novels. Yu Xiang, the owner of Jianyang Workshop, loves talents. Afraid that the manuscript will not be completed quickly, he asked: The book is about 200,000 words. How many words can you finish every day? The scholar said to him, "You can compare with Xia Houyuan, a flying general in the Three Kingdoms. The elephant was overjoyed, so he didn't ask. After more than a month, I asked for a draft of it, which was useless.

"Shu Wei" contains: Yuan is a general, who went to be in a hurry, so the army said, "Xia, a captain, 500 for three days and 1,000 for six days."

Forty two.

When Shao wanted to attack Cao, Tian Feng resisted the suggestion, but Shao refused. Feng Ken remonstrated, Shao nu, and made it mechanically. Since Shao Jun suffered the defeat of Guandu, Shao said, "I was ashamed to stop me before Tian Jia drove." Ji said, "When I heard that the general retired, I clapped my hands and laughed and said,' If I win, my surname will be written backwards.' "Salt and harmful abundance."

◆ 43

In May of the 18th year of Shen Bing, Tsao Gong entered the state of Wei and got nine tin. He said, "There are 300 people, including the Great, the Mysterious, the Crown, the Red, the Music, the Zhumen, the Nabi, the cymbals, the bow and arrow, and the samurai." Hu Ben was the teacher of Emperor Gaozu, and Cao Cao was very worried about committing suicide. He often tells him, "I like killing people in my dreams;" If I fall asleep, don't go near. " One day, in the tent where he slept during the day, he fell to the ground, covered in panic. Cao Cao jumped up, pulled out his halberd, cut a knife, and went to bed again. After a while, he stood up and pretended to be surprised and asked, "Who killed my tiger Ben?" The people were honest with each other, weeping bitterly, and ordered a heavy burial. They took the name "Gehu Daji". As a warning. From then on, no one dared to approach.

And Qiu, Cao Pi made "Euphorbia Gehu commonly used by Wang" and put it in the tomb, which is still there today.

◆ 44

Chen shou wrote the annals of the three kingdoms, and the biographies of Ji and Fei were connected before and after. Shu Wei's order is Wudi Ji, Wendi Ji, Ming Di Ji and Sanshao Di Ji, followed by the biography of empresses. The same is true of Shu Shu: Liu Ermu, the first master, the second master, and then the second master and concubine. However, Wu's books are in a very different order. There are biographies of Sun Bu-lu, Wu Zhu and San Si, among which there are Liu You, Taishi Ci and Shi Xie, and then there is Biography of the Concubine. It's weird and embarrassing.

◆ 45

The 18th Route Warlord begged Dong to meet him in Hulao Pass. Lyu3 bu4 cross halberd front, you are afraid of shock. However, Zhang Fei jumped on horseback to prepare for the battle. His spear pointed at him and said, "I voted for Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo because of Lujia. The three surnames of slaves are true! " Lu bu was unmoved. Liu Bei came forward and said, "I voted for Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo because of the Lujia family. It is true that the three families are slaves. " All the armies in Xiliang are suspicious and angry. Dong Zhuo abandoned Luoyang.

◆ 46

Guan Yu town Jingzhou, shun north for Cao, near the levy asked good or ill luck. Being good at divination means agreeing: there are three points in the world, each with its own one. Feather said with a smile, this is my brother's fate, not necessarily. Sir, this is ridiculous. Hou Yu died in Linzhou, and he has the right to bury his own body. His book began in Zuogong, and it was buried with the courtesy of Zhuangke. Liu Bei was buried in Chengdu. The public began to realize Ma Liang's brainwave.

◆ 47

When Zhuge Liang first ruled Shu, he took Hande as a dangerous place, ordered Yang Yi as a supervisor, chiseled stones to build a pavilion road, named Jiange, took the passage, and built stones against the cliff as the door. Seeing this victory, Wei Yan said, "This pass is magnificent." The left and right said, "This was made by Yang Changshi." Wei Yan praised: "Sure enough, people are like Guan Ming."

◆ Forty-eight

Liu Bei attacked Wu, and hundreds of thousands of troops were stationed in Xiaoting. The martial master paid homage to Lu Xun, the governor, and secretly reported that the Shu Road was difficult and dangerous, so it was not suitable for transshipment. You can buy food and grass here and attack it cheaply. A month later, I received a letter: if there is a fire, our army should hold it. Confused, the Lord Wu wrote back, saying: The commander-in-chief is absurd, and it is not appropriate to attack him because of the fire. Uncle Xun came again: there was no dissatisfaction with the fire in the camp, and it lasted for dozens of miles. The food and grass were excellent and could not be attacked.

"Three Kingdoms Ancestral": The ancestral surname is Liu, and the word Xuande is from Zhuoxian County. Note: Zhuo Jun, now Zhuozhou, now belongs to Hebei.

◆ Forty-nine

Liu Bei attacked Wu, and hundreds of thousands of troops were stationed in Xiaoting. Lu Xun deserved it. A month later, I received a letter: if there is a fire, our army should hold it. Confused, the Lord Wu wrote back, saying: The commander-in-chief is absurd, and it is not appropriate to attack him because of the fire. Uncle Xun came again: there was no dissatisfaction with the fire in the camp, and it lasted for dozens of miles. The food and grass were excellent and could not be attacked. The monarch of Wu was very worried, so he asked his ministers, "Who can let you do this when you are lonely and eager for peace?" Looking at the faces of all the people around him, he smiled and said, "This is not the job that Yu Zi can do. "

His name is Yu. He looks like a donkey and is often laughed at by Sun Quan.

◆ Fifty.

Kongming hid in the thatched cottage, so I took care of him for nothing. When you were away, you said you didn't return; Second, when I was away, I said that my relatives and friends didn't return. My late master was quite disappointed, but he left a book saying, "My servant has Zhong Er's ambition, and your husband is a mediator." Third, I can bear to look at it and talk very well.

◆ 51

Cao Cao suffered from the wind and called Hua Tuo for medical treatment. He said, "First drink Ma Feisan, open your head with a knife, and take out the wind saliva to recover." Cao Cao's doubts and fears still made Hua Tuo cast his magic. After the operation, Hua Tuo boasted, "I'll scrape the bones and detoxify the customs first, and then I'll open the skull for Prime Minister Cao to remove saliva. It's perfect!" Cao Cao was frightened: "Is the knife washable?" Hua tuo was silent and died in prison. He'll fucking die in a few days.