Who has some super funny jokes to post?

1. A young couple had an argument and threw a pillow from upstairs. A beggar happened to pass by and was very happy. After a while, another quilt flew down, and the beggar was ecstatic. So I wiped my tears and shouted to the people upstairs: Brother, do a good job and throw that woman down too! 2. Brother, stop touching her! If you touch the top and bottom, the hair will fall off. Such tender skin will bleed when you touch it! How do you want me to sell it in the future? These peaches are all fresh, just forget it if you don’t want to buy them! 3. The female reporter asked the farmer about the origin of mad cow disease. The farmer said that I have to milk ten times a day, but cows can only mate once a year. The reporter was puzzled; the venue owner said loudly: I rub your breasts every day and have sex once a year. How can you not be crazy? 4. The teacher was trying to eliminate illiteracy in rural areas and asked a peasant woman to recognize the word "quilt". The peasant woman could not remember the word "quilt". The teacher reminded her: "What is on your body when you sleep?" The peasant woman said it was her husband. The teacher couldn't laugh or cry: What about when the teacher is not here? Peasant Woman: It’s the village chief. 5. A row of women were waiting for customers on the street. The 80-year-old woman asked curiously: What are you waiting for? *Female is annoyed: Wait for the lollipop! An old woman also joined the queue to wait for candy and was caught. **Ask the old woman: Can I still work even if I have no teeth? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick it. 6. The newlywed scholar looked at his wife's naked body and Shixing said: "There are two small peaks in the plain and a small pit at the foot of the mountain. The spring water is gushing day by day and the green grass is green all year round." Dad heard the man next door and said: "Son, this is really a geomantic treasure." "When dad died, he was buried here." 7. The father and son were taking a bath. The son saw that his father's penis was bigger than his own. The father said: Yours is a small three-wheeler, and mine is a big Mercedes-Benz. After hearing this, the mother said: It's still running, but it stalls on the road. My father said: It's on the old road, but it's very good on the new road. 8. Question: Who is the most miserable man in the world? Answer: He is a cuckold. Taking the blame, you can only watch other people have sex. 9. The old farmer bought the sex medicine, but he was afraid that the medicine was not strong enough. What is the rooster doing? The rooster said: Don't fucking bother me, I'm waiting to play with the eagle. 10. The elephant pooped in the middle of the road, and an ant happened to pass by. It looked up at the mist-shrouded peak and sighed. : Let me test, this is Mount Fuji!? Click me to try, pay attention to the list on the left: Joke