Are there any funny experiences or jokes where the lyrics are wrong?

1. Last week, a man in our class simply wrote Jay Chou's "Qi Li Xiang" as "Riding Li Xiang".

I'm cold, ................

Oh, Li Xiang, I remember-the last step of skin care.

2. Do you remember any songs in Jay Chou?

There is a passage he has been chanting: Jay Chou, Jay Chou, Jay Chou, Jay Chou, Jay Chou and Jay Chou. ...

As a result, I always hear: this bitch, this bitch, this bitch, this bitch, this bitch. ...

It was strange for a long time. This part doesn't belong to the lyrics, so I can't find it. ...

Boyfriend, listen to find a bitch.

He also deliberately sang find a bitch.

Sweat ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

User reply: A: I thought it was a little bitch! ~ ~ ~ Sweat ~ ~

I heard that Qiu is a person? ! Sweat! ~~~

3. Jay Chou's The Sea

I'll accompany you ... I heard my nose running! !

Ha ha! !

4. Jay Chou's first album and a song from this album.

"Keep a diary with a pencil"

I understand it as "keeping a diary with money"

Because I remember writing on paper with coins when I was a child.

I thought to myself: Does Jay Chou still write with coins? Is he tired?

5. Jay Chou: In Qilixiang, there is a saying "It rained all night". I always hear this saying "You are blind".

= =!

6. There is William Castle in Jay Chou.

The first sentence was originally ~ ~ vines ~ ~

But students always sing on purpose when they say singing ~ fucking pig ~

This is more like ~ ha

7. Grandpa Jay made tea, which was simply heard by our monitor as holding her every night.

Still complaining about the unhealthy lyrics in front of you

8. Jay Chou's Love in BC and Staring at My Picture are always: You are my bowl of noodles!