Talk show Bai Yang's most classic joke.

Bai Yang's classic passage is (in no particular order):

1. Many people said I was a "funeral" talk show, and then someone came to me for nothing. I said I was "mourning", but it was still a comedy. He said I like mourning.

Staying at home some time ago, everyone became more and more strange because of boredom. My uncle in the opposite building stood on the balcony and stared at me for three days in a row. On the fourth day, I couldn't stand it anymore and changed back to men's wear.

I have been renting a house, so I must discuss it with the landlord in advance. I demolished the door of the house before, and the landlord was very angry because he had not rented it to me yet. This can't be my fault, because the day before, he said it was 4k a month, and I said it was 3.5 K. He said it was impossible, and I said it was ok.

Today's theme is going to work. As a foreigner, it is difficult to find a job in Shanghai. Before going to a company for an interview, the interviewer chattered for a long time. I really can't stand it. I said I'm sorry, I don't understand Shanghai dialect. He said English, I said China, and he said translation.

I majored in aquaculture in university, and all my alumni are here. At that time, in our country, the word Neptune could not describe love rat, but it was the first in our grade. I came to the interview with a smile, and HR asked me what honor I had won in college. I said I had been a Neptune for four years, and he said you were shameless, which is in line with our company culture.

6. In those years, the fishery resources of Jialing River were greatly destroyed because of overfishing. I decided to cultivate fry in the laboratory and put them into Jialing River. At that time, I put them upstream and fishermen fished at the bottom, but all the fish were lost. What do you mean? Play hard to get! The whole process was so fast that the fish remembered it.