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Don’t ask me how old I am. My emotions are fragmented and similar to words.
Similar phrases are listed as follows:
1. The song may be out of tune, but the brother will not run away.
2. The earth will still rotate without my brother? Just hold on.
3. Why is it so hot? Is Brother 185 too close to the sun?
4. My brother put you in his pocket, but you kicked him into a ditch?
5. My brother is hiding his secrets from you, but you are hiding your secrets from your brother.
6. Why don’t you ignore me? That’s great. My hot face needs your cold ass.
7. If you have something to do, send me a WeChat message. I can’t help with big things, but I don’t want to help with small things. But remember, if you have something to do, send me a WeChat message.
8. Don’t ask me what I love, my love is in BC.
9. Eat and drink when you should. Think of me more when you have nothing to do.
10. You can lie flat or on your side, but I will always be charming.
11. After three years of ups and downs and three years of love, is it okay to be by my brother’s side?
12. Hanging out with my brother, starving for nine meals in three days, and occasionally being beaten with a steel rod.
13. If you like songs, it’s better to like my brother. I can accompany you to listen to the songs you like.
Funny copywriting for posting on Moments:
1. I want to play with you, but my mother said girls should be reserved, so I changed my avatar to hint you. I hope you can take the initiative to chat with me and give me face, thank you.
2. If there is an earthquake, I will die with you. You were crushed to death, but I laughed to death when I saw you die.
3. On days when there is no news, I just kill fish at the morning market. When I get bored, I wipe the necks of customers with a knife. Today’s wages are gone. I originally wanted to treat the boy I like to eat mango lasagna.
4. It’s hot and my temper is bad. If I don’t smile, don’t make trouble.
5. If you think there is something wrong with me, please tell me. I won’t change it anyway, so don’t hold it in and get sick.
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